Over the weekend I decided to drink some left over Orange flavoured vodka I had in my fridge with one of the new Kenyan students. It is that point that I realised one thing.I haven't drunk in months!The last time I had a beer was sometime in May when I went to see my sis and went for a Kenyan bash.I guess for some reason I don't drink alone and I tend to be picky about who I drink with.I guess I am turning into a teetolater by default.I also dont have any red meat in my fridge and I only eat red meat when I go to McDonald's (once or twice a month) or the mexican restaurant (once or twice a month too).I am just waiting for fall to get cooler and I am going to start running every alternate morning.Here's to good living!
I was reading this story in the NYtimes about lesbian women who go for sex change ops to become men and the drama that follows.The ironic thing is the discrimination they force from their former friends and fellow lesbians after their operations, much unlike the support transgendered men enjoy from the gay community.
It has been a subtext of gay politics in San Francisco, the only city in the country that covers employees’ sex-change medical expenses. And it bubbles to the surface every summer at the Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival, a lesbian gathering to which only “women born as women and living as women” are invited — a ban on transgendered people of either sex.
Where as for men who change gender to become women it is seen as a fulfilment of a dream for women who do the same it is seen as betrayal of the cause and going to the other side.In some way this highlights the animosity lesbians feel towards men.It's so amusing to see a group of people that complain about discrimination practicing it themselves!Oh well I'm no gender activist so I'll just sit back and watch society morph yet again.
Here are some funny points that I culled from a list about funny things that should happen during this soccer season but won't.I picked the ones that most people even fair weather Chelsea fans can understand.
1.A whole month to pass without Sam Allardyce moaning.
2.A post-match interview on Sky Sports to feature an Arsenal player other than Thierry Henry.
3.An ousted manger, sacked for general and palpable incompetence , to forsake his compensation package on the grounds that it would be morally abhorrent to accept money he does not deserve.
4.In a dramatic new documentary series, Sky Sports to reveal that football existed before 1992.
5.David Beckham to donate £500 to charity on each occasion he is heard to utter "you know" in a television interview.
6.Theo Walcott to go three years better than Wayne Rooney and mark his 18th birthday by releasing his autobiography.
7.A fourth official to be caught taking forty winks during Charlton v Wigan.
8.Jeff Winter to stop being feted on TV channels desperate to fill their 24-hour news feed, and instead be ignored on the basis that he was a despised, error-strewn ref corrupted by his own ego.
9.All players to be automatically booked if they wave an imaginary card at the referee on the grounds that they asked for it.
10.Spurs to officially confirm that they gave up their status as a big club thirty years ago.
11.Neil Warnock to commemorate a defeat with the sincere observation that, "The best team won - and can I just take this opportunity to congratulate the referee on an impeccable performance?"
12.Roman Abramovich to prove that he is not a mute.
13. Sir Alex Ferguson to attend a post-match press conference following a ManYoo defeat.
As I was on the net today I ran across this article about violent children's games.I am sure you all think they are going to be talking about video games.Uh uh the games on this list are games some of you played!I know I did!
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For my fellow gentlemen, here are 25 valuable lessons!I said for gentlemen!Ladies leave that link alone!I don't go into your lifetime movies and Oprah chat rooms do I?God damnit!
This here is for all you movie fans out there, a list of things that happen only in the movie world and no where else!So don't try that stuff out here!
And to round things off a where are they now article about the great monsters of the past!Time for me to go to the second Meru District (I'll let you in on that later!)