Sunday, May 01, 2005

Redykyulass

Well redykyulass performed last week at carni.no I did not go for the show as I heard about it on short notice.But when I got to thinking it hit me that the comedic trio had alot of material to work on with the current bunch of leaders we have.No I am not goin to rant here but you must admit that the current crop of politicians make for alot of comedic fodder from Lucy with her bad weave to Kiraitu Murungi with his lopsided mouth.
Can't wait for a new season to start on telly!

Monday, April 25, 2005

Clones

With advances made in science and the existence of evil aliens ala X-files clones live.So how would you recognise a clone of me?
1.You see someone who looks like me leading praise and worship in a church.
2.You see someone who looks like me teaching kids in a nursery school,playing with them and having a ball.
3.You see someone who looks like me working in a hospital/hospice with people on death's lap.
4.You see someone who looks like me in a dance team.
5.You see someone who looks like me at a one man guitar performance.
6.You see someone who looks like me hanging out with West Africans esp Nigerians.Sorry but I think those people are punks.
7.You see someone who looks like me supporting Chelsea wholeheartedly.
8.You see someone who looks like me attending a wedding church service.I don't do them just receptions more so if they are free pints.
9.You see someone who looks like me causing havoc in the streets of the city all in the name of supporting my M.P during an election year.
10.You see someone who looks like me goin to watch a chic flick on the big screen.It's bad enough having to watch one so to pay money to suffer?No way!!
So if you see anyone who looks like me doing those things I say take a wooden stake and stab it through the heart or cut it's head off.Most probably it will disappear in a puff of smoke!

Saturday, April 23, 2005

The real punks

Well well our leaders are at it again.Appointing their own cronies and relatives
to constituency development committees.So in effect they not only control how the money is spent but also where and to who will develop the "projects".
Also with their new proposed medical deal they plan to include not only one but two spouses and 8 children for medical insurance which also includes international treatment.And who pays for this why us of course.So we not only pay for their wives and kids but also for their mistresses and bastards.
Well I guess I now know what to aspire to in the next 20 years.

Friday, April 22, 2005

How low would you go?

In my everyday life as i hustle i do get to interact with AIDS n.g.o.s and people who work in them.People think it is easy money but not anymore.It is a very big cake but you get none unless you are well connected.So new comers have a hard time.
The new gold mine is n.g.o.s for Gays and Lesbians, yes fags have lots of cash.What a woman I know did is contact some of those parties and met them at the Hilton.she said she was starting one of those.To maker her proposal seem more authentic she carried along her pal and they were a lovey dovey lesbo couple infront of the odieros.So yes they did get some cash but as for them runnning the n.g.o openly I do not see that happening as Gay and Lesbian activity is illegal here.How low would you go to get some cash?Would you be someones bitch or go butch?

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Heartbreak hoetel cont....

I got an interesting comment on my post about hoes the other day from a chic nonetheless.She said something that could be translated to say that gainful labour is not for everyone and that there have to be some hoes.Well that was an interesting point of view.Well I guess that some of you ladies are jazzed coz during the last hoe raid they also arrested some men.So I guess for once justice goes both ways.