Busted!

These kind of storos make my day!These are from today's Nation:

Private acts yield public confessions

Hilarious drama was staged last weekend in a Nakuru church when a pregnant young woman made a startling confession.

Her pastor, she said, had put her in the family way but would not hear anything about taking responsibility.

Incensed ushers and aides responded swiftly. They cast the young woman out of the church where photojournalists were waiting. Then hell broke loose, quite literally, as the aides engaged photographers and TV cameramen in a fierce fight.

The man of the moment, undoubtedly, was the rotund man who wrestled everyone to the ground, then made a rather sluggish dash for freedom.

A plainclothes policeman attempted to hold him from the back, as they usually do, but was met with a punch and a grab of the neck. They then rolled to the ground, tearing at each other.

More policemen came to their colleague's rescue, wrestling the church man and hurling him to a waiting vehicle.

At the station, the man was probably humiliated with taunts and a sound beating. At the court, if he was finally taken there, the charges could have featured crimes like assaulting a police officer (a fairly serious charge), resisting arrest and causing a breach of the peace.

On the fateful Sunday, another young woman was being detained after the father of her child – another pastor – defaulted in payment of her maternity fees. She called the Press and made her confession.

The moral teaching of these stories is that when people sin in private, it is inevitable that the truth will come out.

I used to go to a church where such a saga came out.Well at least the pasi in this case admitted on the pulpit what he had done amidst tears.The zack in the other story, I mean you have been busted why run?And to make things worse you are on camera.Tsk tsk tsk.For those of you who hook up with church mamas when your wife starts talking about the pastor non-stop know that problems could check in.When your wife starts going for night "prayers" jihadhari!!!In a few months you could end up raising a child that is not yours.But there are some strange breed of chics who like going after pastors.Why I don't know.That is why I have always said that pastors should never counsel women coz that is where most of them gnash.That should be left to the elderly women of the congregation.I have the strong feeling that if Nick was a pastor he would be feasting on his flock with no shame?I mean the guy couldnt pass up a free meal as a kid so what about free bootie as a pastor?Anyway vultures are everywhere nowadays there is no refuge in the church anymore.