Clones

With advances made in science and the existence of evil aliens ala X-files clones live.So how would you recognise a clone of me?
1.You see someone who looks like me leading praise and worship in a church.
2.You see someone who looks like me teaching kids in a nursery school,playing with them and having a ball.
3.You see someone who looks like me working in a hospital/hospice with people on death's lap.
4.You see someone who looks like me in a dance team.
5.You see someone who looks like me at a one man guitar performance.
6.You see someone who looks like me hanging out with West Africans esp Nigerians.Sorry but I think those people are punks.
7.You see someone who looks like me supporting Chelsea wholeheartedly.
8.You see someone who looks like me attending a wedding church service.I don't do them just receptions more so if they are free pints.
9.You see someone who looks like me causing havoc in the streets of the city all in the name of supporting my M.P during an election year.
10.You see someone who looks like me goin to watch a chic flick on the big screen.It's bad enough having to watch one so to pay money to suffer?No way!!
So if you see anyone who looks like me doing those things I say take a wooden stake and stab it through the heart or cut it's head off.Most probably it will disappear in a puff of smoke!