Here's more pet peeves from the cauldron!
26.Soap Operas - Weak ass acting and even weaker plots.I mean how can someone think about opening a door for 3 episodes?
27.Oprah - I think she is an Alien here brainwashing women into becoming drones for her plan to take over earth.Plus when the hell are you going to marry Steadman?
28.Crying babies - Babies can cry long and hard.It's irritating and they don't have an off switch!
29.My Humps by Blackeyed Peas - This song song sounds nice the first time round but after getting several hundred hours of radio and club play you realise how stupid it is.Peep these weakass lyrics....
30.Those Indians in Kenya who treat their Kenyan employees like shit - Those dudes are bastards and they wonder why when they are robbed cops and wanainchi act least bothered.Curry eating bastards!
31.Those missionaries who come to spread the gospel to Kenya - We have our own missionaries bitch!We know you are here for a free holiday and for bragging rights for "saving the savages."Do something constructive like praying for all the heathens,pagans and gays in your own damn country you pale ass modafockas.
32.Those geriatric bastards who think being old entitles them to leadership - Just because you are old it doesnt make you wise.Rocks are old and are still as stupid as heck, move over it's time for new ideas and new blood.Such people make me want to ressurect the tradition of taking the old to the forest where hyenas would eat them.
33.Megalomaniacal watchmen - I am sure those of you who live in Nai have met such watchies.The kind who decide to make your life hard because they can or because you are a gal who declined their offer of soup from the kiosk.Also those damn watchies who wait for you to park your car and walk 50 metres before they tell you "mzee hujaweka gari vizuri songesha".Also the ones who come running when you park and tell you that they will look after your car only to be absent when your hubcaps are jacked by parkies or the ones you hire for night duty and sleep through your house being robbed.But I am not hating on all watchies there are some very good ones out there too!
34.People who are too hard harded to listen to advice - Have you ever met those people whose pride and arrogance will not let them take advice from people who know best.I think the best situation to illustrate this situation was one of our KBW ladies who was suppossed to be going for a bash and the driver of the car thought the directions he had in his head were better then the gprs system that came with the car, needless to say she didn't make it to the bash!
35.People who think that violence is the only and best solution - This mostly applies to guys but I have also met girls like this who don't hesitate to get into a scrap if things go their way.
36.Bad cooks who don't realise that their food is bad - What I wonder is don't these people ever taste their own cooking?Or have they damaged their tastebuds beyond recovery?Ironic thing is that these are the people who will heap your plate and even give you some to take home!I once recall being served a plate of something masquerading as a meal, I took one bite (okay for the sake of my teeth i didnt bite but shove a spoonfull into my mouth ) and swallowed.I think the tears that rolled down my cheeks from the pain looked like tears of joy, the chef asked me what I thought and why I wasn't eating anymore.I told her the first bite was so heavenly that one bite was all one had to experience or something of that sort while I made an escape plan.
37.Dudes who pee in the wide open - I know holding it in can be hard but if you must do it in public find a gas station or a bush!
38.People with verbal diarrhea - Just because I don't talk much that doesn't mean that I want to know about your family, love life, spirituality, health problems etc. I was enjoying my silence, keep the convo to the weather and price of gas!
39. Movies that are all special effects and no script - How in the world do you use $30 M on special effects and not hire a decent crew of script writers?I am sure we all know movies like this that we can watch without volume.
40. Waiters who try to screw you on the tab - I know most people who have gone drinking with a clique have experienced this. The greedy waiter who come round 4 adds an extra beer to the tab in lieu of asking for a tip!Well punk, you can't screw a proffesional drinker!
41.Butchers who try to screw you over - These bastards have loads of tricks from the thumb on the scale to adding fat and bone to your meat.For every trick you find they have another 2.
42.Hanyees that play the same music over and over - I used to love going for Rock at the Carnivore but when they started playing the same songs almost every Wednesday for 2 years in a row it began to feel more like going for soul.Needless to say I stopped going.
43.People who treat pets like babies - These are the people who dress their pets, carry them around, give them mineral water, talk to them constantly, take them to hairdressers and on vacation.Much as you would like it to be true, you didnt carry that dog in you for 9 months!Let it live like a dog not a furry baby!
44.People who follow fashion blindly - We have all seen people who wear clothes that dont suit their build at all just because other people have been wearing those same clothes and it's all the rage.We all cant pull off certain looks, not even me!
45. Chics who think that every guy wants to get into their panties - I am sorry ladies much as you may be fly or think that you are; some of us are actually just asking for directions and nothing more.
46. Kung-fu movies without asian people in them - I am sorry if that sounds racist but some of the best movies ever have asian people in them if not in the front of the character then behind it choreographing the action ie Yuen Wo-Ping in the Matrix series.
47. Those people who think you have a mental problem because you are not married and are in no rush to do so - Yes marriage can be a great thing but not everyone wants to get married and not everyone is destined to (women far outnumber men in this world). Plus we are not pining away in our singlehood, we have fun lives as singles!
48.Guest who dont get the point that it is time to leave! - I am sure we have all had those guests who despite all our verbal cues do not get the message that we are hinting that it is about time they left thus forcing us to give them the verbal hee ho!
49.Houses that are a public safety hazard - I am sure some of us have friends who are so untidy that when you enter the house you think that you hear things creeping around the chaos that is the sitting room and that you think that if you explore the mould growing on dishes in the sink you could find the cure to bird flu!
50.The fact that I think that I have 50 more pet peeves - I have come to the conclusion that I am a morose bastich!
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