Just got this off a site I visit often
Guy: Are you a robot?
Chick: What?
Guy: Are you a robot? Because I think you need some repairs.
Chick: No, I'm not.
Guy: Are you sure? Because I got a screwdriver in my back seat.
And someone used these lines for real.
Three JHS boys pass a woman in a tight t-shirt and mini-skirt talking on her cell. One stares slack-jawed, then says to his buddies: Wow! That was the new Motorola.
Guess we all have different things to look at.
As for the urban legends you people are yet to do your part.So I guess I will collect some other ones myself.