Thursday, February 03, 2005

single mothers

I have a firm policy when it comes to single mothers...just say no!
I just met a pal who just reinforced my point.The guy was in the States and was living in a frat.Thing is that life was so wild in this frat and bot needs to read.So he looks for a place to stay.So at the uni noticeboards there was this age old notice asking for a single white female tenant.Since it had been there for so long boy sees "why the hell not?"
So he steps up to the house and seems that the room is still vacant all those months on.And he explains himself and asks for a short trial period,since mami needs the K for her and her young kid she agrees.All goes well.Before the mami takes a shine to the boy and he's shagging.Well ya'll know how odiero's spoil their kids.and since the kid was no longer the center of attention they aren't to pleased and start raising hell.So my pal just used to give the kid lip that's all.
So one day the bot is shagging the mami so you know what the kid does?He calls 911!"Saying my mum is moaning and there is this man on top of her!"So the cops come flying in and knock the door down, they find this nigger shagging their blondie.What they did is kick ass first ask questions later.You think it's over?Hell no!One day the kid just decideds to act the fool spectacularly so boy slaps the kid round the head.You know what happened next?Yes you guessed it another ass kicking from the 5.0.Boy sees this is too much and throws a case at the cops.They counter by saying they will throw child molestation charges at him.You are an African accused of molesting a white kid what do you do?Yes you drop the case.
Racial issues aside 3/4 of this trouble was from the kid.Single mums tend to spoil their kids wherever in the world you are.And the idea of ready family hell no!I would rather grow into a family.The kid will always be an issue and so will be the dad if he intends on being a part of the family.
A pal of mine was once told by the kid of a single mum he was dating,"I don't have to do what you tell me,you're not my dad!,"To which he responded "That's why I'm not buying you shit!"Needless to say that didn't last long.
Anyway I could go on but I know a roasting is coming from all ya'll.

Shyness cont....

Just met a gal I started talking to on the fly yesterday.I had met her like 3 weeks or so ago even got her I texted her or whatever the past tense of that is and she didn't reply.With the price of voice calls in Kenya nowadays I reserve voice calls to important situations, chics with whom i feel things may be goin somewhere and the usual "ukp wapi?" phone calls.
Anyway met her at the neighbourhood cyber.Interesting thing with chics immediately you act not interested they start up she starts telling me she got my text and the way she has been too broke to even text back ( oh please if I have to meet you to know that you got my text need I send it also there is credit for a sock (100 bob) nowadays ).So I'm like cool and she tells me tha way she is preparing for a new jobo and the way she has to learn stuff like putting a newsletter together.So I tell her the way she's got to get to terms with software like pagemaker,photoshop and stuff.And true to the brute that I am I tell her that she should look for a good comp college and look at their work before she registers.At that point she asks me whether I know how to use those programs to which I answer yes,which is kinda true but my knowledge of pagemaker is spotty at best but it's like a glorified word if you are serious and have the time you can learn it;I mean I taught myself everything I know in terms of web design.Anyhow I'm derailing myself so she asks me to teach her and I say cool so we are to hook up soon.Shame is I'm not really attracted to her so this will be strictly business.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Women and blogging

I passed through the list of Kenyan blogs.the list is on the links bar on the lower right hand of the page.Anyway I have noticed that is seems that more women/gals blog at least on the Kenyan list then guys.Why is this?I know that women do talk more but if we look at journalism they sure do not write more.Or is it that since most of them are out of Kenya they need ppl to talk to?Let me know what you think.
btw:removed the restriction on comments to blogspot members now anyone can post,but please do not talk shiite.

Poor Poor Arsenal!

Arsenal got their asses handed to 'em on Tuesday!Well Man U are now 3 for 3 this season.Well all Arse-nal fans please cover the 2 on the Oxygen logo on your shirts and that's what you got!
And the way the drama began even before kick off with Vieira trying to intimidate Gary Neville before kick off.Guess this was due to the way the Neville brothers tackled Reyes out of the last game with a series of bone crushing tackles.What about Ronaldo's celebrations?Running towards the Aresenal fans with his finger over his mouth basically telling the London crowds to hush.This is what footall is meant to be!You know close to the good old Liverpool vs Everton derbies that used to get so heated that it was once considered not screening them as they were soiling the name of soccer.Unlike nowadays most teams aren't playing for heart but for Champions' League places and other honours.
Oh btw: Morientes has finally opened his scoring account.Let's hope it stays opened.