Saturday, May 07, 2005


I am really bored right now but hey I decided that I should be more consistent with my blogging.If not I will end up doing it less and less and hey a day will come no more blog.
Anyway have you ever wondered about Kenyans fascination with all that is foreign?But it is much less then it was some time before as we are listening to alot of local music now but we are not buying much of it, answer to that being in one of my earlier posts.
But I did meet some chic someday who was going on about how romantic Swedish men are, it got me to thinking whether there was an official romance school over there.Or this other guy who was going on about how every apartment building in the states has free washing machines for the tenants.I could go on about the many other fallacies I have heard about life overseas.Well the thing is that people have to know is that when you get out there is that unlike over here the governments over there take care of their own.So unless you have ad skills you have to start from the bottom assuming that is you finish school as many Kenyans when they go abroad esp the states find it next to impossible to balance school and work so you end up working one sem and reading the next.In the long term the hours pile up and your visa is almost at an what to do if your lucky you get married and get residence,get a work permit or worst case scenario your visa is over and you have to go underground,condemned to doing menial jobs and hiding from the cops as many africans in the States are doing now.But what to do when you do not have much going for you back home?Anyway just thought I would let my fingers take a walk on the keyboard later ya'll!

Friday, May 06, 2005

Keep your woman in check

Madam President's early Monday morning raid on the Nation made me ashamed to be a Kenyan and worse yet a man at that.When his wife was running amok at the early hours of morning where the hell was he and what was he doing about it?The answer is probably sound asleep and nothing at all.That punk is one of the most pussy whipped bastards I have ever run across and I have ran across some in my time.Here are some anecedotes of what happens in his house....
In his golfing days it was not unknown for Emilio to be dragged of the course by Lucy it did not matter if he had teed off and how long he had played.The punk would just follow like a timid sheep.but after seeing his swing when he was reopening the newly renovated Muthaiga course I think she did golfers a favour.
There was a time when Michuki had a bash for Emilio at his club (Windsor),alcohol was flowing freely and Lucy who is known to partake freely without limit was under the she decides that it is time that they went home,Emilio tells her to chill out as the goat that was being roasted was not ready yet.she turns to him and his cronies and tells them, "you want the goat?"Then she proceeded to the grill picked up the hot goat and dumped it all over the gathering and told them that it Emilio that they were leaving.And of course head bowed down he followed.
That's just some of the stories I could tell more.
So now we know where all this man's indicisiveness comes from.If he can't control his own home no wonder he can't control his own parliament.You can't be a king of a nation if you can't be the king of your own home.It may sound chauvinstic but it's the truth.Oh by the way no way in hell will I ever hook up with one of those kuyo women from Nyeri for the sake of my health and my ego.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

No Mour Cups

We're in the final!!If a few months back you would have said that Liverpool would be in the CL final you would have been laughed out of the room.With heavy hitters like Barca,Real,Inter and Juve I too would have agreed with you.
But hey football can be unpredictable.Mourinho was distraught but the scoreline does not lie.Now I want to read what the commentries on soccernet are going to say as they gave Liverpool a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding.
So you Chelsea fans out there know one thing you can't buy team spirit and pedigree.Liverpool are and will always be a team of class no matter the ups and downs.And to think that this is only Rafa's first season imagine what will happen when he brings in new personel and the team get completely used to his style of coaching and play.The sky's the limit,I just hope I have not been dreaming and that we have actually been thrashed by Chelsea.
ps:Outta time but I will most def post about our Mad President and her husband.

Monday, May 02, 2005

It doesn't get any better

Ya'll know about my opinion on most Kenyan pop and hip hop wannabe it cane to me as no surprise when I heard the "queen" of Ogopa DJs with her version of Kinyanyaunyau a song by deux vultures that lambastes pigeons well she did her version with her own beats called Kibow-wow.Of course hers was about guys who borrow everything that they floss with from there pals and have fake accents and all.Her track ain't that bad despite the content but I guess with her one song per year policy that is all we are going to hear from her.
And some gal called Michelle has done her own version of Bamboo's compe,his version has him warning haters to stay of his gal.Well her version goes out to gals telling them that she is on their men.Wonder who's next on the train.Well time for me to go to switch I am attending the protest on ARVs at KICC tommorrow morning.I would rather not but since I am being paid to do it......

Sunday, May 01, 2005


Well redykyulass performed last week at I did not go for the show as I heard about it on short notice.But when I got to thinking it hit me that the comedic trio had alot of material to work on with the current bunch of leaders we have.No I am not goin to rant here but you must admit that the current crop of politicians make for alot of comedic fodder from Lucy with her bad weave to Kiraitu Murungi with his lopsided mouth.
Can't wait for a new season to start on telly!