Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Behold, He Lives!

Do you remember the old time cartoons where Tom would lob a stick of dynamite over a fence to his nemesis Jerry, only for Jerry to take the stick of dynamite and via a hole in the fence put it under Tom. Tom would at this point in time be celebrating Jerry's demise only for the stick of dynamite to blow up under him. Well if you read this post, this is what happened to Kym. I for one am not supporting or condoning any of the ignorant, racist comments that were posted but I do think that the short sighted way the post was written baited the commentors. And to think the blogosphere had been stale for quite sometime?

Time for a TMI moment. As you all know, I have been on the B train (chaste by circumstance) for sometime now. It also doesn't work that there are quite a few hot women at work so for the last few weeks of last month this was the expression on my face.




But over the last week or so I have embraced my chastity and become more like this.



But one thing I have to confess that much like a man who hasn't eaten for a long time can usually tell appreciate the fine nature of food via just the smell alone, so I have now recognised the difference nuances of the female form just by sight alone. What some of my friends consider shocking is the fact that I dont subscribe to self service aka spanking the monkey aka polishing the rocket or whatever you may call it. I simply find it semi gross and un-productive, call me a prude but that's just me; add to the mix I dont watch porn too. I'm the kind of dude whose comp you could borrow and run through the history for months backwards and there would be nothing rated Mature on it at all. But I know there are pleny of peeps out there who dont subscribe to my way of thinking so just make sure you have a shield for your monitor and keyboard, we don't want any goo on them do we?

Otherwise for all my blog pals, I am not ignoring you; it's just that we have been moving and also at work we are watched like hens by chicken hawks. I swear it is like I am working for Kumar and company, you have to account for every frigging minute of your time! The worst thing about me is that the more restraints you put me under, the more restless I get. It's good that I have an escape that is coming inevitably, I feel sorry for the folk who are stuck here.

Have a productive and restraint free day!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

numero uno!!!

now am off to read the post.
great to see you back.

gishungwa said...

congratulations in advance for the upcoming prospective.

Nakeel said...

All the best and I hope Mr Kumar will move a step and give you some space.

mocha! said...

Apology accepted...good to see you are alive.

All the best with the move.

kelitu said...

haha!! Ebu nisongee kwenye mkeka...i feel some enlightment coming.

Rant's of an angry somali man said...

niaje acolyte....its been a while since i was here howz u bruv?....sio we pekee yako umewekwa man na Mr Kumar....hope utapata space au sio.......baadhen basi!

three types said...

You do live!

Kipusa in your world said...

i still love tom and jerry, niko na collection.

as for the time thing and being pressured, i understand you kabisa and i do not work best under pressure.

BRAVO on the chastity thing.

msaniixl said...

That post is reaching with RE 5 nonsense....

whats good with you?

Udi said...

You dont watch mbono. You need to. Once in a while, its nice to see Nina Hartley receiving it

archer said...

Well, the Black Looks story seemed a little too far fetched. There's read racism and there's whining about everything perceived to be racism. I don't know if you remember the post about the black kids running after a white woman on a horse, as shown in Casino Royale. Nilicheka kabisa!!

coldtusker said...

Wacha all this... Aco (& peeps)... did u guys watch the Obama Girl video...

Anyway, posted it on www.coldtusker.blogspot.com

I try to stick to finance & politics that affect finance in Kenya lakini this was deadly... well, the gal was deadly too...

If I were Obama, I would not want to get on Michelle's bad side!

Acolyte said...

@ anon
Good to be back even if it is for a short time.
@ gish
Thanks for the encouragement
@ nakeel
Big corporations never step back!
@ mocha
It went well, thanks!
@ kelitu
I need enlightenment myself too!
@ rants
Its been a while since I was on my own blog I tell you!Thanks for passing by!
@ three types
I sure do!
@ kipusa
Tom and Jerry rock, well some companies think that we are all big children.
@ msanii
It was a rubbish post I tell you!
@ udi
I would rather live porn than watch it, dont you think?
@ archer
Far fetched doesnt even begin to describe that post I tell you! I dont even bother with some of the posts on that site!
@ coldtusker
I have heard about that video but I am going to watch it soonest and get to know what the hype is about.

Majonzi said...

pole kwa kazi. get a minute to watch the Obama video, rather interesting and silly, Obama's camp had nothing to do with its production.

enjoy the bilaz train while it lasts :)

archer said...

I'm liking the new avator. Coooool!!