Friday, November 02, 2007

Jokes, Jugs and Other Things.........

I've never been so happy to have a week come to an end. This has been an interesting week to say the least. First things first,there have been this nude pics issue which I am going to post on in more detail further.

Anyway I also came to the realization once again that I have a somewhat geeky sense of humor; why do I say this? Well there is this popular site that I love to visit for the off-kilter humor that hadn't been updated for a while. So when the owner finally updated it, the bandwidth demand was enormous, one of the main reasons being Digg. As a result the page was loading slower than usual, so he posted this on the home page;

"Some pages may be loading slow today, site is experiencing Digg rape"

That line busted me up and I was laughing half the day. I shared it with a few people and they didn't understand the joke till I had to explain to them the whole concept of digg, page popularity and bandwidth. Nothing kills a joke like when you have to explain it from the ground up!

As I had said in my last post, this whole nude pics issue is leading to a mini-resurrection of many Kenyan forums. One forum had 30 something pages of people's e-mail addresses (I say we harvest them and sell them to spammers!) Is there anything wrong with taking nude pics? I say no! In fact I highly approve of them, (no not because of that you smut peddlers!) this is because for years Kenyan women have suffered under the crushing grip of the Kenyan patriarchy that for many generations has decided what women will wear, do and the roles they will play in society. But here are some women who decided to shrug off that crushing yoke and fight back with the one weapon they have at their disposal, their bodies! History will remember these women and so will many generations of future Kenyan women. I am at the forefront of this protest giving moral support and I will spread their work whenever I can! All that being said; this is another comment on one of those Kenyan forums that made my day;

Whoever has started this thread should be ashamed of themselves.

If you have distributed, solicited and received these pictures you are completely immoral, uncouth, shameless and totally silly.

How can such pictures even cause the resurrection of some members who have never been heard of for years?

Isn't this a good example of moral bankruptcy among the so called "leaders of tommorrow"?

You are all ghasia kabisa, takataka na mavi za kuku!!!

Having said that could you please send me the pictures, my email is xxxxxx@yahoo.com.


Last week I had one of those "God please let the ground open up and swallow me" days. You see at work there was this Kenyan chic who loves the job, she used to go on about it like it was the best job ever, you know those people who spout the company lines and such with fervour and enthusiasm? Yes that was her, it also didn't hurt that she also used to meet her goals and targets. I had nothing against her but I hated the company, so her fervour used to make my blood boil; so in the privacy of my own apartment I used to say nasty things about her once in a while to my small brother but at work I wouldn't say jack. So one day while I was seated at my desk, the chic came and said hi, we chatted a bit in swahili; she asked me what I thought of the job and all. Of course I was very diplomatic at this point and then she told me that she was going home in December for vacation, so if I wanted anything taken home she would do so for me; she then went on to give me her number and her e-mail address. Needless to say I wallowed in shame for the next few hours, that's the last time I'm talking smack about someone before I meet them and get to know them!


Reason #2145 Why Acolyte Is Going To Hell



Any other captions are welcome!


Anyway, have a good weekend people; I have an appointment to be cleaned out by my mechanic; please send all donations to my local Western Union Branch.......

14 comments:

3N said...

Is that face the infamous Kaz, I wanna see more. So Aco, as your national duties calls you to, send those pics ASAP to my gmail.

I also support women rights to go naked, take pictures and hand them to untrustworthy individuals.

cheers & good weekend.

Anonymous said...

"i'll save the best pose for last"

Msanii_XL said...

bweheheheh at the comment from the forums, the fervor of dudes wanting to see pichas, so much activity.

Damn ol' girl got caught out there....LOL

SMH..at me seeing the pics and thinking i wonder what aco is gonna say about this

Udi said...

I saw one picha but coz I was at jobo, decided to wait. But since I dont jua who this Kaz character is, I have never remembered to go look at them. Is she a radio personality, a video vixen, a politicians mistress, Chris Kirubi's mama (for show since he pendas boys), or who is she?

gal africana said...

Someone is going soft.....good for you :-) Very tempted to send said donation! Nice weekend.

xs said...

LMAO - yenyewe i didnt get the Digg rape joke....si u fafanua?

3N, si link ziko kwa last post? eish jameni kwani mnataka spoon feeding?? LOL

Anonymous said...

Photo Caption...

He said it was out of film...its just the flash...


nik..

gishungwa said...

Donations sent, please confirm receipt.
LOL at that comment it takes one to know another.

mocha! said...

LMAO at the forum comment....HINDIOT!!!

As for the rest...LMAO x3

Archer said...

Aco, you're going straight to hell!!!

Poor Kaz. It seems your slideshow had more pichas than the one I have (ama you had "Director's Edition?" Ebu send them so I can sympathise with her a little more. Poor Kaz.

maritim said...

Ain't it a sad fact that guys do not get the digg rape joke. Seemss soneone will have to elaborate,though thats a sure way of killing the joke. So I say let them float will we crack up.

Cheers

Sylar from Heroes said...

Hey someone send anonymousmathenge@yahoo.com pics of the mamacita diva nude kenyan whatever. We stand with Kaz on this one. SYK!!!!!!! Never. GIRL POWER! VIVA DIVA FOREVER!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SisBigBones said...

Aco, I am so happy I could kiss you. Really, what's this nonsense about naked pictures? You'd think these people have never seen boobs before.

That forum comment was hilarious though. I was nodding along and smiling until I hit the punch line. Bure kabisa!

Lola Gets said...

Where can one find all of these naked pics??
L