Friday, May 09, 2008

Slaps, Suffixes, Strippers and Soccer...............

The end of another week. I was watching the video below and the only thing I can say is that Sean Connery is one harsh man, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall of his house. I wonder if any dudes from our generation think the same way he does?

I wonder what Sean Connery would do if he sat on the same council with the woman in the video below? Usual Disclaimer - I am in no way condoning slapping of women unless it is in self defence....

I was just looking at some new cars recently and does anyone remember how in the pre Y2k days many cars and other products had suffixes like X9000, 2000ZX and such? Was this to give people the impression the car or machine was futuristic or what? Speaking of which shouldn't the owners of Florida 2000 rename it Florida 3000? Yes instead of working I sit at my desk and think of such things.

For some reason, once more Standard decided to write another story about the meteoric rise of strip clubs in Nairobi. I think the corporate office of Applebees would be shocked to know that their trademark is being used for a strip club, I think just to even things out strip clubs called T.G.I.F or Chilis should also be opened too.

Anyway let me round this off with some interesting quotes;

"As I sit here with a couple of world class hookers..."
Gaby Logan after the France-Ireland rugby match. (She was referring to co-commentators Wood and Ibanez.) (Aaron, England).

I often follow English Premier League games live via game cast of the soccernet site since I dont have expanded cable that let's me watch the games live. So there is this commentator who seems to harbour a major dislike Dirk Kuyt.

Now Kuyt tries to wrestle the keeper out of the way as a looping ball dropped underneath the bar. Blatant free kick, blatant waste of money. What was he , 10m?! Ha!

Breaking News - Kuyt nearly gets a shot on target! Fear not though, it went wide.

Dirk Kuyt is hopelessly offside but for some reason he still sticks the ball in the back of the net when everyone had stopped. Is he stupid as well as ugly and talentless?

Another comical slice of play from Kuyt there who tries an effort with the outside of his right boot at an impossible angle which trickles into Brill's arms. He really is useless.

Talk about bile now won't you? Anyway it just hit me that despite 18 years of school, the topics on the top of my mind were slaps, suffixes, strippers and soccer. I think I really do need to find some lofty calling or passion, I guess that's this weekends' homework. Have a nice weekend people!


Half n Half said...

Where was the slap? I was expecting that Mr banks look alike to slap the screech out of that woman! i would have....
Ok kuyt is kinda useless but that guy hates him major!

Mwangi said...

The blog about haters.....
1) That woman! I actually got angry just listening at her...what do you do when you meet someone like that...honestly? I definitely would have adjourned but I think he messed up when he started talking back to her.......
2) Sean Connery wasn't even trying to joke he he he that took balls. Statements like those can end a career. Yet ironically the man is still considered a sex symbol so.......
3) Kwani what's with Kenya promoting strippers and prostitution with HIV being as it is. Me thinks it's a tad irresponsible to be promoting the stuff, Lord knows how many standard readers may now be spreading HIV through strip bars and brothels...I hope they stop soon.
Anyway have a fantastic weekend bwana.

seinlife said...

LOL...that council woman is definitely sleeping with that council doubt!
As for sean connery - i don't think he was being serious...perhaps it's a fetish thing....[shrug]...a couple of slaps before a roll in the hay...LMAO
I thought sex-related anything public in kenya is illegal? didn't even know strip clubs exist over there....that tells u what little i know ...

sultrynutter said...

haha that woman had fire! I was scared!
Sean connery was just messing its that old crazy barbara walters that just didnt get it she is a big hoax!

Anonymous said...

smh @ that council woman, you should see a follow up with kids getting on was hilarious were like, "you are an adult you should not be responding with insults" ....the woman was pathetic...


Acolyte said...

@ half n half
Im sure he restrained himself as far as he could.
@ mwangi
Yeah that woman has a temper and attitude to match it seems.
Sean is old school so he can get away with things like that, you try that now and see!
I dont see the strip joints stopping anytime soon in Kenya to be honest.
@ seinlife
Lol, the mama is happily married so it seems but yes that could be sexual tension popping up; who knows?
You would be surprised what goes down in Kenya under cover of darkness!
@ sultrynutter
Who knows if he was serious or not?
@ msanii
I watched the follow up, those kids put her to task I have to say!

Fixated said...

Kuyt nearly gets a shot on target! Fear not though, it went wide.