Monday, November 24, 2008

Back To The Grind........



I'm not a big fan of American commercials but this ad cracked me up big time! I mean that kid had to have been in the possession of some hard core porn for his mum to be so shaken that badly. Also how the issues just kept on coming, I bet he had a year's worth under there! But he has one get away free card...say it belongs to dad!

They say a sucker is born every minute, I think this woman was born for an hour in that case. I'll let you read the story and come up with your own conclusion.

A friend of mine sent me this article. All I could say is, why in the world can't people read directions?! One way of doing things right, but 10,000 ways of screwing it up!

Another great example of irony below.



A "conscious" rapper doing a song an advert about keeping it real, sponsored by a multi-billion dollar corporation ie Coke. Yes Common, you is a ho! That's the simplest way to put it, I think he just turned into the subject of "I used to love h.e.r."

Could someone out there please tell me the meaning of this article. I read it, and I must say that it is completely and utterly pointless!

To cap off what was an okay weekend, I found a Farmer's Market that is not too far away from my place. Other than the fresh fruit and veggies you can get there, some of which you won't get in regular supermarkets is the unexpected treats that you do find there. I found sugarcane! I've never shared this info before but The Acolyte loves to chew sugarcane. When I was younger back home, my mum used to know the one thing she should bring me from the market was sugarcane. I was such a pro that I got to know if sugarcane was sweet or not just by looking at it, and needless to say my skills didn't desert me this weekend. So I ended up being quite a site walking out of a shop with a 4 foot long stalk of sugarcane, some white dude actually asked me what I was going to do with it; so now you know how unfamiliar people out here are when it comes to certain things. Anyway seeing as Monday is here it's time to get ready to be back on grind, too bad I can't bring my knife and my sugar cane to work...............

6 comments:

neema divine said...

lol...the first ad is a rib cracker!

Anonymous said...

Sugarcane!!!! Am so drooling. Acolyte you never disappoint.

Anonymous said...

Common too a major L, on that...

MsaniiXL

val said...

That standard article just killed me!!!!! I have forwarded it to pals..too funny...

As for the ad..all I can say is..'Hint...or else'!

gishungwa said...

just made my day. You well i hope?

Acolyte said...

@ neema
I liked it too
@ Anon
Thanks and sugar cane does rock!
@ Msanii
I see you feel strongly on the issue too lol.
@ val
Always good to share the info is what I say.
@ gish
Im good, Monday sucks ass though!