Fund Raising

Hey people!Hope that Christmas is going well!I am enjoying my holidays.And I am feeling way too lazy to post anything of substance so you get to read this:
Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:19:43 +0300

FUND RAISING FOR A CAUSE
A fund has been started on how to beat the infamous breathalyzer.
The following stakeholders have so far contributed
as follows
1. EABL - kshs 2 billion
2. Tamarind - kshs 4 million
3. Buffet park holdings - kshs 2 million
4. Choices establishment - kshs 3 million
5. Prisons department - kshs 2 million
6. CBD bar and restraunt association -kshs 20
million
7. K-street traders association - kshs 500,000
8. Condom distributors association Kshs - 4 million
9. Mechanics, body and panel beaters association -
kshs 2 million
10. Nairobi west locals association - legal
representation and advice
Nairobi
11. Panel Beaters Association - 1 million
12. Matatu vehicles owners association- kshs 20,000
13. GISH (girls in search of Husbands) - Kshs.
50,000.00
14. HER (husbands escaping responsibility) Kshs. 1
million
15. BITCH (babe in total control of herself) Kshs.
500,000.00
16, BECOME (breathalyzer eradication committee of
MERUS) Kshs. 15M
17. EX-Kuona Mbee converts Association (Kshs.
200/-)( Maana meeli )
The fund is growing and all affected parties are
requested to
contribute generously to this worthy cause!!
Pamoja tuangamize breathalyzers!!