Monday, January 30, 2006

The return of the tag

Since Mocha dearest decided to tag me I have been forced to take a break from directing Bollywood movies and do my part.....
1. Favourite Kenya Food
-Nyama choma
2. Favourite Kenyan Drink
A nice cold tusker but Kenyan sodas also rock not full of
substitutes like what we have here!
3. Favourite Kenyan TV Programme
Let's see this is a hard one
-Stuff like Joy Bringers rocked for comedy values ie people playing instruments to play back music!But Redykyulass season one also rocked!
4. Top 3 Kenyan Hangouts
-Carnivore no doubt!
-Electric Avenue in its' heyday, this was the stretch in Westlands of Jkays,Crooked Q, Q stakes and -damn forgot its' name!
-The locals of Nairobi West and kachoi.K-2 rocks on the few days the bouncers aren't menopausal.
(Yes I know that is more then 3 but I feel Jack!)
5. Top Holiday Kenyan Destination
For raha with the peeps Coasto comes out tops and for the woman who steals my heart Maasai Mara (I even know the lodge just waiting for her to chomoka so I can make bookings!)
6. 3 Kenyan phrases you use a lot (ati, nini, nani DO NOT count and neither does bilaz!)
-Yenyewe kumeharibika!
-You're a langa!
-Kila msee na mzigo wake!
7. Three things about Kenya/Kenyans that make you go ‘hmmm’
-The sheer amount of bile between Kenyan guys and chics out here when it comes to dating.
-The way so many Kenyans out here shoot themselves in the foot ie embezzling school fees from their folks,digging themselves into debt to floss etc...
-The way peeps back home think stato is a paradise no matter how much we tell them that it isnt the case.
8. Three things non-Kenyans say about Kenya/Kenyans that make you go ‘hmmm’
-So when did you learn English?On the flight you bastard!
-You did that by yourself?No, I did it with your mama!We are even more capable then you!
-The way Americans can talk so much and say absolutely nothing!Meetings are agony for me!
9. Three things about Kenya/Kenyans which non-Kenyans ought to know.
-We are not on the brink of civil war
-Africa is not one country!
-Most of us are smarter the you! Just wait till results come out
10. Complete this sentence: I am Kenyan because…..
-Adversity only makes me stronger and angrier (call me Bruce Banner), we Kenyans are survivers.
And finally – list 3 members of the Kenyan Blog Ring you would like to see complete this quiz.


>d® said...

Good answers man, good answers. I'll see what I can come up with. Eat my dirt, Guess & Mutumia!

acolyte said...

@ >d
Thank you.I shall be waiting.....

Nakeel said...

Laughing at your 3 Phrases mostly the You are a Langa...

Mocha! said...

@nakeel....manzee that phrase has been used alot and i have fallen victim to it. lakini apologies were made.

@Aco.....thanks for taking time-out from your busy schedule (directing and gym) to complete your tag. can't wait for more productions.

acolyte said...

@ nakeel
It's an addictive phrase!
@ Mocha
Yes more movies are in the pipeline!

Msanii_XL said...

lol@ learning english on the flight you are such fast learner...

acolyte said...

@ msanii
We kenyans are that smart!!

Whispering Inn said...

You are a langa! I am a langa! Everyone is a langa! (from a movie line "you're out of order .....!) Not funny? no? Oh well, I tried.

acolyte said...

@ Whispering Inn
I know that line it was from a certain Al Pacino movie: Justice for all!Damn I love that man's movies!

Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info
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