Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Behold! A Child Is Born!

Once upon a time in a land far away, a woman was in labor about to be blessed with child. This was not her first child so this was not a new experience for her. As she went through the different sensations that a woman undergoes when she is bringing life into the world little did she know that the different moons, stars and suns in the universe had aligned themselves into a new zodiac year. As the child came into the world welcomed by his new family, the universe blessed him with a pioneering, free spirit, intellect laced with impulsiveness. The Universe through a human vessel had brought the Acolyte back into the world once again!

Anyway cheeky origin stories aside, it's my birthday today! I am now one year older. The years go by so fast I must say. How is my life plan going? Other than starting my Master's 2 years late, I'm pretty much on schedule especially for the fact that waiting helped me get an Assistantship so I was able to zoom through it in a year and a half as opposing to having not gotten one; come earlier and having to work my ass off. So in terms of education I am more or less on schedule. I really don't see myself doing a PhD at this point in time, I'd rather focus on my career and finance this point in time. I am behind in the investments part of my life, I did expect to be much further but I do have some good plans in mind that I will put into motion as soon as I get my career on track this year. Relationships? You have been here most of the way during the last 2 years. Other than no kids and no intentions for marriage soon, I don't have any other plans in that arena.

Some Acolyte trivia for you...........

1. The Acolyte loves dogs
2. The Acolyte loves sleeping
3. The Acolyte loves reading interesting novels preferably fiction
4. The Acolyte can be rather sarcastic
5. The Acolyte has not turned 30 this year!
6. The Acolyte would like to make some reliable male friends this year with whom he can do activities with that don't involve alcohol and women.
7. The Acolyte plans to vacation in Kenya in 2008
8. The Acolyte plans to spend less time on-line
9. The Acolyte can't wait to move into his own place in the next few months so he can run do cartwheels, handstands and all the other eccentric things he loves to do in private
10. The Acolyte loves to refer to himself in third person and is gearing up to see what the next year of his life has to bring him. Remember people above all else....choose life!

50 comments:

aegeus said...

Happy birthday Aco. May you have many more!

"5. The Acolyte has not turned 30 this year!" hmmmm

6. good one...

7. Will be at the airport with "Aco" on placard. :-)

8 & 9. All the best!

aegeus said...

Did i forget to say - I am FIRST!

Acolyte said...

@ aegues
I am not as advanced as people think I am!
As for the number 6 I think it's time for change, ppl can be rather shallow out here. I guess I'll wait for your ride in that case when I arrive.

Aizoh said...

Happy Birhday dude! Many happy returns.Heh heh. No.5... did you forget to type the word "yet" somewhere in that sentense? Welcome home next year. In the way of free things, and at the rate we are going, we will have moved from primary education to pints!

Dorothy said...

Acolyte...many happy returns. I hope in the coming year wonderful things happen for you...Happy Birthday!

Prousette said...

Happy birthday to you and may you live to see your neighbors great grandchildren now that you are no having any yourself.

Of course you have not turned 30 you have turned 36!

Amkeni wakenya! said...

ok so you also have a birthday?
Wonders never cease!

Half 'n' half said...

The H'n'H wishes the Acolyte a happy not 30th birthday!
No 8: Not acceptable.
I can't believe you have a schedule for your life! I feel so inadequate.

No 4: We know!

Anonymous said...

6. The Acolyte would like to make some reliable male friends this year with whom he can do activities with that don't involve alcohol and women.

ehh...not to be suspicious but what other activity perhaps sex?.Finally the acolyte has come out of the closet!

bankelele said...

yep happy b-day.

nice to see you have used the occastion to audit your life, goals & achievements.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday :-)

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday :-) or as we say in danish Tillykke med fødselsdagen!!

mocha said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACO!

Ati now you are year wiser!!!?? hhhmmmmm!!!

May you have many many mo'!

Off to read....just wanted to wish you a nice one first!

mocha said...

2. The Acolyte loves sleeping

Kumbe tuko wengi kwa hii club.

4. The Acolyte can be rather sarcastic

No surprise there then

5. The Acolyte has not turned 30 this year!

ATI WHAT??? Weee wacha!

8. The Acolyte plans to spend less time on-line

AAHHH Nooo! Who will be entertaining us in the mean time. Kwanza you still owe us a few drama posts. Don't think I have forgotten.

9. The Acolyte can't wait to move into his own place in the next few months so he can run do cartwheels, handstands and all the other eccentric things he loves to do in private

LMAO

Amber said...

Happy birthday Aco, may you live to wear out your third set of false teeth.

Chatterly said...

Happy Birthday Old Gold :-)

m said...

5. The Acolyte has not turned 30 this year! He has actually turned 40! :D

Happy birthday gramps

Sue said...

Happy Birthday Aco. So today you turn .. is it 20 ;)
Hm.. I see Mehu will be organisind a dance troupe for you in 2008, Look to the left, fer end corner and I will be among 'em.. :D
Anyway I hope you achieve what you're planning for!!
Happy Birthday!!
@ Amkeni.. LOL
@ Anon

egm said...

Happy Birthday dude!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday Aco, mine is coming in 3 weeks time, and i still wanna celebrate ma 23rd birthday, now for the 4th time.

how abt some reliable female friends like me, who also think a vacation in 2008 as a GREAT idea... hahaha

Majonzi said...

Happy Birthday!!! Cheers to a good year!!

Bomseh said...

Happy Birthday! Will be with Aegeus in 2008 holding them placards.

3N said...

Happy Birth Day Aco, and congrats with masomo.

6. Just thinking the same thing, a new set of non alki friends

Enjoy your b-day

Movie Buff said...

Happy Birthday Aco dear...

8. The Acolyte plans to spend less time on-line

HAHAHAHAHAHA

msanii said...

happy bornday man...

kipepeo said...

happy birthday hun

Udi said...

dude, let me wish u a happy bday.

and then ask- Number 6? What the f? is that possible? what would me and a bunch of dudes have in common except Premier League, nyake, pint and mamas?

Acolyte said...

@ Aizoh
thanks for the good wishes! I too look forward to gvt sponsored pints!
@ Dorothy
Thanks!
@ Prou
Yes other ppl's kids rock and stop adding extra years, lol!
@ amkeni
Yes I actually came into existance at some point in time!
@ half n half
Thanks! As long as you are doing what you want with your life you dont need a timetable.
@ Anon
Booooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ bankelele
Thanks! Despite my care free manner I do try to keep things on a schedule.
@ anon 2
Thanks!
@ anon 3
Thanks! :D
mocha
Thanks loads! I will get back on the drama posts soonest!
amber
Thanks!
@ chatterly
Thank you!
@ M
Sad how the years roll through :(!
:D
@ sue
Good to know I will have a welcome party when I get home!
@ egm
Thanks!
@ anon 4
I will remember that date and send you a shout out! Yes reliable pals of all genders are welcome!
@ majonzi
Thanks!
@ bomseh
One more for the welcome party! Cool!
@ 3N
Thanks! Good luck with the search, we shall both need it!
@ movie buff
All things are possible!
@ msanii
Thanks
@ Kipepeo
Thank you loads!
@ udi
Sadly I am becoming old and boring, I need mates whom I can do other things with like have intellectual convos and think of money making ventures with.

Archer said...

Woi! Blogger has really comprised against me today! Been trying to post a comment all day!

Happy 39th bornday! Hope you live long enough to see your dog's great great great great great great great great grand puppies!

Lola Gets said...

Happy Birthday!
L

wagathee said...

Happy B-day dude.

acolyte said...

@ archer
Sorry guess you comes in last as usual. I sure aint 39!
@ lola
Thanks!
@ wagathee
Thanks loads!

Anonymous said...

You are very intresting!!!
happy belated b-day.
PS:I Luv birthdays,,,remember mine on the 30th. drop a line on ur blog on that day.

gishungwa said...

Shall be with Aeg holding a gourd of mursik and those funny xmas decorations LOL.
{{{Aco}}}

Kenyanchick said...

Happy birthday!

Gishungwa - ati those Christmas decorations? ROFL!!!

(By the way, blogger hates me. It won't let me comment as a blogger!!)

Kenyanchick

Klara said...

Happy Belated Birthday!! Anotha April birthday Blogger! May all ur dreams come true!!

Tweety said...

Happy Birthday. I'm totally feeling you on number 9. And of course, you're not 30....you're 18 with a few years of experience.

jp said...

reconsider no.8!

happy b'day!

Anonymous said...

Happy belated birthday! All the best!

Mtoto wa Nyoka aka Dangerouslyshy said...

Last but not least (not least right? *sniff* I have issues yes,but still, not least riiggghtt?)

Happy birthday Acolyte!Wiser not just wizened me hopes?

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday! Belated but its the thought that counts no?

Hope you jienjoyed most tharaly!
Dshy

Anonymous said...

Argh!! Blogger is taking the piss! the first comment didnt appear and now both comments have been saved and displayed. I am not bipolar. Still, two wishes are better than one!!

Dshy aka Mtoto wa Nyoka

Phassie said...

Karibu to the Klub!

Number 9 is the issh. I did that and i love walking naked in my house. Only I love my body with the extra tires, keg, and all that junk.

Happy Birthday KIjana!

phassie.wordpress.com

Girl next door said...

Happy Birthday!
Congrats on your accomplishments.

I penda the way you refer to yourself in the third person=)

mama shady said...

happy birthday to you!happy birthday to you..blablabla! have a good one!

coldtusker said...

Remember... after you make some chumz... you can contact me for financial advice... lakini I fear that sharp tongue (fingers) of yours...

LOL... Happy B'day!

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mwariwadavid said...

happy belated birthday! And we do share a birthdate!

Farmgal said...

I missed this bash eh? Lakini happy belated B'day!

Unyc said...

Happy belated birthday Aco!!
I was 2 late yani....