Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Curiosity and other things.................

Reason 2032 why Aco is going to Hell - Curiosity beyond boundaries

Yesterday there was this chic who gave me a ride. I didn't know this chic that well but she gave out that, "If you talk to me nicely maybe I'll let you hit it" vibe. Even though I have been on the B-train for sometime now, I am still choosy so I kept the conversation above board. Anyway at one point she had to stop at a gas station and stepped out. So here I was, alone in an interesting person's car. What did I do? I let my curiosity get the better of me, so what I did was open her glove compartment just to take a peek and get to know her a bit better. So what do I find in there? A thong and small bottle of pills, so I looked at the pills, memorised the name of the meds and looked them up when I got home. The pills were azithromycin, one of the things that antibiotic treats is an STD in addition to innocus conditions like ear, nose and throat infections. So the question my dear friends, are the thong and the medicine mutually exclusive? Several scenarios come to mind

1. In case of any hot back seat SUV action happening, there is always the need for a fresh change of underwear and a dose of antibiotics to prevent an outbreak of a pre-existing condition.

2. In case of any hot back seat SUV action happening, no underwear is worn but just in case there is an important appointment; it's good to have some nearby. The antibiotics, a pre-emptive measure.

3. Due to quite a few thongs being lost after some hot back seat SUV action, it was always necesary to have some spare underwear handy. The antibiotics? After too much hot back seat SUV action, there have to be some consequences.

4. She bought the underwear after regular shopping but forgot it in the car, while the antibiotics are for a routine infection.

5. Underwear doesnt let the lady parts breathe but is always carried just in case, while the antibiotics were bought for a friend.

6. Someone knew I would be taking a ride with her and planted both articles in her glove compartment so as to make her look bad in my eyes.

Anyway, honestly who cares? The lesson I learned, some glove compartments are worse than handbags, you don't know what you'll find in there. Good thing I'm not going to see that chic every again.

Moving on, The MTV Video Music Awards were on yesterday. Britney Spears has completed her metamorphosis from Pop Princess to ............. I don't even have words for it. I'm sure many a dude was unable to get it up after whacking off to her poster for years after her flabby physique was seared into the minds.



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The Present

In other VMA news which I know few of you care about but I will share anyway. Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, two of Pamela Anderson's exes (she's the girl who was in Baywatch with the big tatties and was also in Kanye's Touch The Sky video) decided to express their differences with their fists and caused a ruckus during Alicia Keys performance. Anyway Jammie Foxx was presenting an award soon after that and left Jennifer Garner hanging as he swayed from the script. Dude might have a big ego and all but he's still got that comedian in him!

16 comments:

m said...

You're a brave man my son! Me I always remember pandora's box and try not to open things that I don't know what's inside!

kipusa said...

whats with the white background..ama its my comp.

Other than that keep up on the B-train

mocha! said...

Wewe...didnt you mother tell you not to go into women's hiding places? That should teach you...at the same time, good thing you discovered that stuff. Afadhali BT sasa huh?

As for Britney....chic needs help!!!

mmnjug said...

Never ever venture into any womans purse, bag, glove compartment or carrier for that matter, no matter who she is to you! Its a lesson.

As for Britney, she's a gonner!

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acolyte said...

@ M
After this last ordeal I'm not going to peeking in just anyone's glove compartment!
@ kipusa
That must be your comp my good friend.
@ mocha
I thought glove compartments were unisex and therefore safe!
Better B train than STD I tell you!

acolyte said...

@ mmnjug
You're telling me! I'm keeping out next time! Britney is as you said, a gone case!

Movie Buff said...

LMAO
LMAO.

Im dying!

I have a quarter viceroy and a handbook for the moti in my dashboard....

What does that said about me?

Prousette said...

First I think I've been away from here too long, the place gets as dark as your soul.
You are definitely going to hell. And I would never give you a lift in my car if you prone to opening things AND jumping to conclusions like this!

Udi said...

Ka thong in the compartment means she just doesnt wear grandma panties. So u need to think of all the good things she has to offer in the comfort of ur pad.

gishungwa said...

Visa denied back to BT. Women's items are difficult to explain LOL.
Britnet britney britney hmmmmm.

thrretypesofcrazy said...

why oh why would you keep underwear in the glove compartment? when you take underwear out of the drawer sii it is to wear it ama? MAYBE SHE LEFT IT THERE FOR YOU TO FIND IT. And you did, sii now you let her know?!

Kels said...

Baby how come we have a same template?!!!How shocked was i?!! But i love it

Acolyte said...

@ movie buff
Let me sit back and come up with some theories.
@ prousette
Lol I dunno whether to take that as a comliment or an insult.
If you keep your glove compartment clean you have nothing to worry about!
@ udi
I'll give her that but mambo of STD I dont want to know!
@ gish
with her I would stay on the BT anyday!
@ 3types
Like I said, it was a rather complex situation. Now how do I even bring that up without looking bad?
@ kels
I need to pass by your blog to see that!

Girl next door said...

Wow, you are gutsy! Sometimes I'm scared to find out too much info about people coz it can totally change my view of them. Anyway, the glove compartment is a strange place to store underwear.

Am I the only one who sympathizes with Britney? Let's give her a little time to get back in shape. I think things will get better for her now that she's ditched her loser ex.

Lola Gets said...

Dude, stay out of other peoples glove compartments, man, lol.
L

aegeus said...

dadii...what to say now...all this because you opened some box you shouldnt?...ignorance is bliss...if intention was not there what was with the perusal of contents within...LOL...anywho...curiosity killed the cat...now...how were you handling said items as you picked them out of the glove box...a pen? vice grip pliers...etc...fill as appropriate...

...britney sina comment apo...awekelewe mikono aombewe...