Sunday, September 04, 2005

Self Destruct!

Anyway let's move on from discussing ground zero in New Orleans.I was hanging out with my sis and her pal and they told me a story of this Kenyan chic who screwed herself spectacularly as many Kenyan gals do both here and at home.
This chic fikad here when she was paged ( pregnant ).Pushed on with life in Ohio where she met a Gambian jamaa, well the snake oil salesmen that those West Africans are; they hooked up and she got paged.AFter a while the jamaas true colors emerge and she is beat up and later thrown out.So she comes down to Georgia to pose with her pal as she tries to eke a living on her soon to be expired visa.What happens is that she meets this akataa jamaa who falls for her and after a week they have moved in and a month later he is saying they marry.The jamaa even tells her not to work as he will work and take care of their kids ( none of which are his! ) while she stays at home and raises them.At this point I do not know what snapped in her head.She starts hanging out with her mama full time and goes to drink with her while leaving the kid who is not even one year old alone in the house.When the guy calls she switches off her phone.The last small Kenyan bash I went for she was there and had not been home for 3 days!So when she was going home this guy said enuff was enuff!He was there when she was being brought by the pals so he went after them with a knife.WEll the pals drove away and left her to his mercy, he vunjad her and she called the cops.So luckily he did not leave any marks but the cops looked at him and told her that for her own good she should leave, so she did but she has not steady place to stay.Also her work permit had come in but this is only valid for one year.The jamaa refused to file for her the final papers with INS even though he had sent in the initial papers.When this happens you are screwed as you have to come in with that person only otherwise your union is deemed fake and you are deported.
So this mama after meeting two bastards found the perfect jamaa and decided to screw him.And to think that Kenyan mamas are running around saying that we Kenyan men are useless.Word to the wise men "Hurting people hurt people ".If you are a nice jamaa and you are trying to hook up with a chic and you meet one of those mamas who have kulad laps with jamaas STAY AWAY!!It is not worth it!These mamas may seem interesting and fun but too many of them have unresolved issues and given opportunity want to cause suffering to any nice jamaa in the form of payback.This is not the case with all the chics who have seen mingi action out there but why bother playing the lotto when you can instead hook up with a nice chilled out chic who will be less drama unless you have a hero complex that is.

2 comments:

Nakeel said...

Talk of a fucked up Kenyan mama....
She should come home and become a hawker if she cant make live up there stupid minded Kenya....

Milonare said...

Eish...

Siku za mwizi ni...

I feel for her and her kids though...