NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn these computers!!!!As the Acolyte was enjoying an afternoon stroll to the bank to cash a check and get some cash from the ATM his phone rings.He picks it up and who is it but Dm.She says that she is having some problems with the paper and could the acolyte come and helo?Well since at this stage his armour is still shining, the acolyte rides in to rescue the fair maiden.When he gets there seems that it is something very simple after all but he helps her retrieve her paper.So Dm and the Acolyte get to talking about what is going on and as they talk he helps her learn some tricks with her e-mail account.So as that is going on she offers to show him her modelling pictures and he goes agrees ( which man in his right mind would ).As she opens the mail the Acolyte held his breathe, they were swimsuit pics!Any long time users of Yahoo! will remember that in the past they would show pic attachments as there exact sizes but now what they do is show them all as small and you have to download and open them as they are.So the Acolyte asks Dm to maximise the pics as they are too small for him to see the proper details and contours of her wonderful body.She then clicked on view attachment.....the computer refueses to enlarge the pics something about not being able to download anything due to restrictions by the Administrator.At that point in time the Acolyte tried to beg God for smallville like abilities so that he could magnify the pictures just by zooming in with super sight.But it was not to be, as the Acolyte wiped the drool from his chin he could hear her voice faintly in the background saying that she had to leave soon and had to log out.The Acolyte has always vowed that he should not be seen in pain so he walked out of the library, walked 5 steps and then screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" towards the heavens."My day will come !" he vowed as the dark clouds gathered and thunder rumbled in the background.