Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Drama brewed in Meru, some asian paras and other things

I was missing for some of last weekend but I talked to my room mate and it seems he had a run in with his kinswoman (that's pc for you!).
He seemed really hot and bothered and from his blustering this is what I gathered. It seems that on Saturday evening the chic whom is a grad student asked no told him to take her out. We have a few restaurants and bars like a 15 min walk from where live in the downtown area and students enjoy going to have a drink their on Thu or Sat night; unless they decide to drive out of town.
Anyway this chic ask tells my room mate to take her out, seems she wanted to see the town or something. He didn't take kindly to this request and told her to take her cover charge money, walk out and find someone to take her.
She in turn wasn't amused and amidst an exchange told my room mate that she thought he was a man and not a kihii (uncircumcised boy). To any Kenyan dude, unless he comes from a tribe that doesn't circumcise; this is a major insult that can lead to blood shed.
At this point my room mate (in his own words) screamed and told her that if they were not in the States "ningekutomba" I don't know if he meant that he would have sex with her or would f*ck her up. That is open to your own translation. He also told her that he can throw her out anytime since she doesn't pay rent, and in typical Meru fashion she dared him to do so. He then called the other chic and told her too that he expects maximum respect in his house. Talk about laying down the law huh?
He told me that for the duration of the time they have been staying that even though they have gotten jobs he has been buying the food they eat, which most of the time he doesn't eat. He then went on to say that come end month they are buying their own food and he isn't going to put her porn movie down with her share of utilities (If you don't know what I am saying please refer to past posts) .
Seems to me that someone may have out stayed their welcome.....

Oh the horror! One of my all time Hong Kong movie stars Jackie Chan confessed that he was in a porn movie 31 years ago. I'd love to see the blooper reel for that!

I think you have too see something like this to know that Japanese people have issues. Just picture a character is tight black pleather shorts thrusting his crotch at children and you have a basic idea of some of the scenes in the show.

Since this is turning out to be the Sino post I might as well throw in a joke.

Speaking the lingo

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the autopilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No like Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

There's a few minutes of silence. "No like Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic," the copilot responds.

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!"

That's enough about oriental peeps, don't want to be seen as insensitive. I really don't have a high opinion of Ashton Kutcher's T.V show Punk'd so it was with great joy that I read this post.


egm said...

I guess the saying Familiarity breeds contempt is getting proved in your household. Eh, lakini that free-loading can get to you, especially seeing how you have to hustle to get even that kidogo pesa. I don't blame your dude for laying down the law. Kwanza after that demeaning insult. Dude has some restraint for sure!

Ati Jackie Chan did the skin-flick thing? Umm.. I don't even want to imagine! Banish that thought! Brain, disengage!

Haha, funny joke mwisho.

egm said...

Oh, by the way, D1, kwani you are still sipping on that kahawa from jana? Ama are they growing the coffee tree for you? :)

D One said...

EGM.....here I am..and aint nothing but air and opportunity between us so bring it !

Looool ati growing the coffee tree for me....yes indeed they are matter of fact and I have little midgets brewing it as we speak !

EGM check ur inbox

D One said...

Aco u're givin my peeps a bad rep hhahahhahah Im suprised the dude took the insult bila violece but if the same words had been exchanged when they were lets say in Meru town or the vicinites....dude would have hurriedly put his miraa down, picked up his simi and go Benihana on the mama for two reasons, main one is for being called a kihii and making dude put down his much cherished miraa which is like their starbucks na humos....

And thats what ningekutomba means in Meru...so no you know...and somehow, been warned tihihihihi

Movie Buff said...

Morning Aco and everyone else..... :)

I hate free loaders....

That is all!

Msanii_XL said...

lol @ the joke.

that cat put it down...

Aegeus said...

I guess the chic expected the dude to acquiesce to the request as he has been doing over the food and rent? Time for the chicks to move on.

Oh gawd, and why do this, Jackie the past is the past, let it remain there! Purging that from my head right now.

I knew some of Ashton's shows blew but did not bother to research. Nice.. Thanks for the info. Punked is a total waste of a valuable half an hour.

roomates said...

lol roomates wanted

Udi said...

aco- i dont know where u guys okotad those mamas in ur town. but please dont peleka them to the city where people will be very willing to show them maisha of stato is no joke.

i am suprised none of u has kamataad those mamas since they seem to be on a porn fest.

Princess said...

Clearly the chile has never heard of the saying "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." She has definitely overstayed her welcome!! I abhor ungrateful people!!

Movie Buff said...

I agree with what Udi said, someone needs to tell them that life aint that way....... Hell to the No!
Kuzoesha them like this IS NOT GOOD!

Now we know who took your juice

PS: Whats up with the new format? and ur post still did not show on the aggregator......

Acolyte said...

I agree that the dude must have tired with the mamas. I do give the peep props for his restraint too.
@ D1
I do agree that if it were in Meru there would have been a sad, red ending!
@ Movie Buff
I hate them too!I think it is about time my roomie cracked the nyahunyo!Right now coz of the aggregator I have gone to feed via e-mail.Go sign up!
@ Msanii
For sure!
@ aegus
I think she took it way too far!I have always had a low opinion of punk'd.
@ udi
That mama would not hack maisha in the big city at all!
To kamata that mama I would need a major supply of vicks to deal with the mahewa.
@ princess
I think raia just get used to misbehaving!

gishungwa said...

they are my poeple those with instant temper just add water and stir, lol.
For that mam she needs to be taken out then left to do the dishes and she is giving chicks a bad name cheap-thing.
Jackie ahhh getting it on with kungfu moves LOL
Nice Joke LOL