Drama brewed in Meru, some asian paras and other things

I was missing for some of last weekend but I talked to my room mate and it seems he had a run in with his kinswoman (that's pc for you!).
He seemed really hot and bothered and from his blustering this is what I gathered. It seems that on Saturday evening the chic whom is a grad student asked no told him to take her out. We have a few restaurants and bars like a 15 min walk from where live in the downtown area and students enjoy going to have a drink their on Thu or Sat night; unless they decide to drive out of town.
Anyway this chic ask tells my room mate to take her out, seems she wanted to see the town or something. He didn't take kindly to this request and told her to take her cover charge money, walk out and find someone to take her.
She in turn wasn't amused and amidst an exchange told my room mate that she thought he was a man and not a kihii (uncircumcised boy). To any Kenyan dude, unless he comes from a tribe that doesn't circumcise; this is a major insult that can lead to blood shed.
At this point my room mate (in his own words) screamed and told her that if they were not in the States "ningekutomba" I don't know if he meant that he would have sex with her or would f*ck her up. That is open to your own translation. He also told her that he can throw her out anytime since she doesn't pay rent, and in typical Meru fashion she dared him to do so. He then called the other chic and told her too that he expects maximum respect in his house. Talk about laying down the law huh?
He told me that for the duration of the time they have been staying that even though they have gotten jobs he has been buying the food they eat, which most of the time he doesn't eat. He then went on to say that come end month they are buying their own food and he isn't going to put her porn movie down with her share of utilities (If you don't know what I am saying please refer to past posts) .
Seems to me that someone may have out stayed their welcome.....

Oh the horror! One of my all time Hong Kong movie stars Jackie Chan confessed that he was in a porn movie 31 years ago. I'd love to see the blooper reel for that!

I think you have too see something like this to know that Japanese people have issues. Just picture a character is tight black pleather shorts thrusting his crotch at children and you have a basic idea of some of the scenes in the show.

Since this is turning out to be the Sino post I might as well throw in a joke.

Speaking the lingo

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the autopilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No like Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

There's a few minutes of silence. "No like Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic," the copilot responds.

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!"

That's enough about oriental peeps, don't want to be seen as insensitive. I really don't have a high opinion of Ashton Kutcher's T.V show Punk'd so it was with great joy that I read this post.