Monday, September 04, 2006

The long trip, Mr Big in the Big House and tits or ass

I decided to leave my remote side of the world and visit the big city for the long weekend.Seeing as I am carless I had to find my own way of getting there (any jokes about crop dusters and someone is getting their nipples cut off!).
So this is what I did, I got a ride to the next large town from the Derailer.From there I got a shuttle to the Airport.That took the better part of two hours.From the Airport (which I strolled around casually), I took the train.Which sadly doesnt go around many parts of the ATL.This took around one hour.The ride was pretty comfortable and the train was clean, there was this couple who were either Ethiopian or Eritrian who kept looking at me (I wonder why?).From the train I got on the bus which is free if you are from the train!
The bus ride took around one hour and unlike common belief it wasnt full of black people, there were white people, latinos and some asian dudes who got on.Yes we had our own UN!So after more than one hour I got to the bus terminal which is like a 10 min drive from my sisters digs.There was quite a mix of characters on the bus, I wouldnt mind riding it again!
At the end of my long bus ride I met my sis and got a 5 min ride to her place.I could have taken a cab from the airport but I felt that it was time for an adventure.It cost far less than taking a cab and I had loads of fun!The next time I am escaping shags I am most def taking that route!

Mr Biggs aka Ron Isley is going to jail.Unlike his rapper colleagues he isnt going in for something hardcore but tax evasion.We all remember keep it on the down low with R.Kelly and how he made different versions of that song over and over again, once in a while bringing in an extra party like Kelly Price.Lesson of the day?Dont screw with the IRS!

Are you a breast man or an ass man.Well there is this simple test.When you are in the club with your chic and one of her pals comes over to say hi to her, what do you look at?Take notes over the next 5 occasions despite revellers wondering what you are doing and you will have your anwer when you see what answer is predominant.
ps:Women should be respected and have far more to offer than tits and ass!
Have a productive week!

27 comments:

mocha! said...

FAO FAO FAO...*booking my place*

Sh*t....busy morning for me. Off to do 'my job' then back to read and comment.

Walapa Aco?!!!

*sticking out tongue to the late comers....mnajijua*

Kenyanchick said...

Love your disclaimer, ati "Women should be respected...!" You crack me up!

Now, about Ron Isley: I just read somwhere that he didn't pay taxes from 1976 to 1996! I mean, damn son!!

Glad you had fun in ATL but first things first: did you confront the female shags roommate about her porn? Did you buy her Deo? UPDATE!!

mocha! said...

Finally....few minutes to weka a comment.

I love those long journeys too...esp when they are worth the adventure and when they are comfortable. Enjoy your time in ATL.

As for Ron Isley.....kweli, he didn't keep it on the DL.

I am with KC...edu update us on the BO Porn chick. Ama you have to wait until you return to learn if there are any developments???

Anonymous said...

Peeps just never learn from history and Ron Isley is the latest example of the sooo many that have been busted before him. IRS has mikono mirefu... you'll get caught up with sooner or later.

BTW...you are right about having a small UN in the bus. I was once on a greyhound and i didn't ride with many other blacks or hippies like buses are believed to be. Lots of ordinary folks use buses, afew with interesting lives if you care to listen to them. You sure live in the boondocks though... was the time spent travelling not enough to get you to the west coast?...am just asking.

Half 'n' half said...

Yes please what happened with the shagzmama? I did like Ron Isleys Busted though!!!! But if I had a way of escaping tax I would too

Archer said...

Wsup Aco. I agree with KC & everyone else, iz how with the update on Ms B.O. and the bathroom w*nker?? Kweli you must be in the shagz coz with all that time you took to travel to ATL, I could have caught a flight to Jo Burg and another to Nairobi and still hit the local for a Tusker on the way home!

acolyte said...

@ Mocha!
Congrats!Long exploratory trips rock!I didnt get a chance to see the mama before I left so that will have to wait for Wednesday.
@ Kenyanchick
Have to cover my back you know?How do you not pay taxes for all those years, worse still you are celeb; sheesh!
@ Anon
I am sure there will still be some other celeb busted soon for the same.
As for the bus ride, it was fun and I would do it again if I could!
I am far off but not that far off!lol!
@ half n half
I will update you on the shags mama when wed comes!
@ Archer
I am yet to conclude the issue.I am a bit far out from ATL but not that far!Connections just take a lot of time.....

egm said...

When you think of the IRS, one word comes to mind: THEIRS! And you really shouldn't be messing with that. Well, another bites the dust.

nick said...

Poor Ron Isley i guess its HIS turn to go upstairs and pack his bags coz he be busted

acolyte said...

@ egm
The IRS doesnt play at all!
@ Nick
Poor dude, I guess his time is up!

Girl next door said...

It's always an adventure taking public transport 'cause of the people you see.
We all have to pay taxes no matter how painful. Ron Isley must have banked a few fortunes not paying his.
Also waiting to hear part 2 of the chic who likes porn (and needs deo?)...=)

m said...

He he!

"Keep It On the Down Low" still jazzes me till now. That is a classic tune.

As for the tits or ass -- kwani there are chaps who don't already know which they are??!!

acolyte said...

@ GND
I do remember travelling by matatu used to be fun back home too!
Paying taxes does suck but as you said, it's got to be done!
Part 2 will be posted when I get back to school.
@ M
I do agree that song is a classic.
As for T n A, I am simply helping men establish their priorities!

Archer said...

Shame on me for not answering the question. I'm more of an ass person. Tits are good to look at but when it comes to working with them, any size goes. Ass on the other hand is absolutely vital! If it's missing, just walk along luv, I'm not interested. It's just the way male primates are designed.

Archer said...

I came up with "Archer's theory of double reverberation" some years back. The bigger the ass (up to a certain degree though) the less the work done during strokage! You give it one stroke, it gives you two! Picture this if you can: tiap...tiap tiap! tiap...tiap tiap! Sometimes my silliness amazes me!

kalenjin said...

Mr Biggs, pole sana. Give unto Caeser what is Caesar's.

B'ana kweli ni ushago. Four hours and change! Still remember how to cross those big city roads? heh heh! Takes me about that long to make it to my shaggs in the Rift Valley!

And its ass all the way. Brests just do not carry that much of an appeal for me.

mocha! said...

Judging from the T and A answers up in here....I can see sistah has a chance.

Let me put it this way, one dude was confused which one he was when we were catching strokage (not like I like tooting my own horn....but hey)....so yes M, some dudes don't know due to a confused state of mind aka 'mkamatoz za kilo'!

Prousette said...

LOLOL @archers tiap...tiap the kind of things some of you come up with really!!

Is it better to be an A or a T kind of guy, had to ask that coz I do not get it.

acolyte said...

@ Archer
Thank you for your honesty and unique theory to go with it!
@ Kalenjin
Its actually 2.5 hrs with little traffic, it took me a tad bit longer coz of connections.
@ mocha!
Always good to get a chic's opinion on such matters.
@ prou
I think as long as you are happy it doesnt matter which you prefer as a man.

mdkims said...

there idea of being described as either an ass-man or a breast-man doesn't synchronize well with my soul ... i think that the eritrean couple sort of thought you could enrichen their love life ... it happens!

The Devious One said...

Hello peeps..Im back ..off to read and as for Mocha, I got my only working eye on you !!! steal;ing my thunder and all ..shameless bovine hefer !
hahahahahhahahha


PS
As for T & A....hmmmm...thats fodder for thought !!

mocha said...

D1....i was holding fort...YEAH RIGHT!!!

Welcome back!

Aco...a mamaz opinion regarding T & A is valuable. Its like us discussing D!ck and Abs or something similar and you putting in your peni mbili.

The Devious One said...

@ Mocha..sema mama how did u spend your weekend from your acorner of the world ?

As for the T & A issue, theres a guy out there despite their preference, will chase a mama who might have either or, asset or neither depending on factors like

- dudes desperation
- amount of alcohol consumed pst and pre chasing of the assetless mama
- breaking the blue balls spell, which is pretty much like point number one....

and I brace thyself for the backlash thats going to come hahahahahahha

EGM may I borrow your lab goggles ???

pikei said...

I am glad you enjoyed your trip. I am so amused by the last part of your post.

I will speak for myself and say that I offer both T&A. Therefore, Miguel can not complain, even though he wishes he could do so.

Laters.

Acolyte said...

@ Pikei
That is one lucky man!

abdulali said...

fuck the i.r.s...thay won't money for what? what the hell has thay done for the poor? look at how long it the people down south in la had to what for help....& look at whatthay did & how fast thay work in ny at 911....3 years he'll be out in 2.90 & he's still the man u go ron.

Acolyte said...

Damn son! Did you catch a case with them or something? IRS dont play you know!