Friday, January 12, 2007

The Drama Post

I have done as much research as possible and I think I am now ready to share the drama that is now going on in my soon to be alma mater.

Before I begin, let me give a brief background of the events and the characters involved. First of all there is my former room mate, whom I will refer to as Mvaite (this is due to his his quintessential Meru character). There are also these 2 chics who came in last sem that were living with us, I shall call them Mary and Kendi. So Mary is the grad student chic who I blogged about some time earlier that has an aversion to deo, the i.q of a padlock and the drive of a sloth. Kendi is an undergraduate student and was pretty down to earth.

So Mvaite used to let the chics watch tv and listen to music in his room since they didnt own any of the simple electronic diversions we are all used to. One afternoon after a hard day's work Mvaite walks into his room to find Mary attempting to emulate some dance moves she had seen on MTV. When she saw Mvaite, she asked him how they dance in clubs since she had never been to one. Mvaite was all too glad to be a teacher and positioned himself behind her, he slowly began to grind against her as is done in the clubs. This went on for a few minutes and after a while Mvaite noticed that Mary was getting very flustered. He decided this was his chance and slowly caressed the side of her body, Mary seemed to like this. So he became bolder and put her on his bed. He then proceeded to do a yellow pages (he let his fingers do the walking) all over her. This went on for almost an hour with her ending up topless but he did not go all the way because she had never done so and was scared.
These clandestine meetings happened regularly when Aco was away or locked up in his room reading diligently or working on a term paper.

Meanwhile Kendi was working on transferring to a 2 year college in a bigger town closer to where her relatives lived, instead of remaining in the rustic settings of the 'ville. Mary on the other hand had not put enough effort into finding a job with one of the graduate departments which would have subsidised her school fees, so she had to pay a tidy chunk of change during her first semester; she seemed oblivious to the fact that she had to get a position that would pay for her next semster's fees. The semester slowly ground to a halt with everyone relaxed looking forward to the new semster.
They wouldn't have been looking forward to the end of the semester if they new what they New Year had to bring........

Part 2 - The Drama begins!

27 comments:

Rista said...

Hi Aco... bring part 2 on already :-)

SIJUI ! said...

Cant wait...........
Haiya wewe am second wow!!!

Movie Buff said...

lol

Trust you to keep us in suspense!

Quintessence said...

MY GOODNESS...I dont know these ppl but but I want mooooooooore...

Anonymous said...

i can not wait for part 2

mocha said...

damn....wacha i go read!

I have just seen it!

mocha said...

SUCKING TEETH BIG TIME....ni nini na kutuwacha in suspence hivyo?

Ebu unleash part deux PRONTO!!!

Mimmz said...

I know I had said don't unleash but please, toboa yote.

Ichiena said...

Dear Aco,

You do this on a Friday before your weekend sabbatical. You are evil.

Yours in waiting.
Itchy

StackOfStiffys said...

Surely Aco, you are killing us!

Majonzi said...

keep them waiting.... (evil chuckle)

Rant's of an angry somali man said...

tupe more aco!....rapido tena!....umeniwacha in suspence usiki....part 2 iko wapi?....kwanza leo lazima niende kusagaa kwa mvaite fulani hapa....baadhen basi!........

Wagathee said...

is it nine months yet?

aegeus said...

Damn! Hiyo suspense, kwani you are trying to write a 24? LOL. Eagerly awaiting part 2. Na usisahau...previously on...

jean said...

now u...words cant even explain how i feel about you leavin us on suspense kwanza on a damn weekend.And then this is the second time yo doing this...what happened to the blog bout the boy who was discovering his sexuality..mhhh

Joshua said...

You have been watching too much 24. Suspense ya nini? Kwani unalipwa. Bring the story man. Hauwezi kutuacha hivi.

TeeJ said...

Ah! dude!

I LMAO @ "doing a yellow pages"!

Annnnd, eeew @ Mary and Mvaite. Didn't he mind the BO?! But enyewe I guess men can fika a point where they don't even care anymore...

Nakeel said...

Surely Aco why keep us very much hanging? wacha.
Lmao @ Mary's i.q of kufuli ma.

Unyc said...

Aco, keep the suspense goin on 4 a week.......nottttttt!!

viki said...

aco? where's part 2?

mama shady said...

ive refused to be affected by suspense!so yani, i decided to write my own version of part 2!therefore, ahem, for purposes of comparison,ahem, you know, si you unleash yours chap chap;)

Kenyanchick said...

Get on with it!! This story's too juicy! (And tell us about your roomie's coping mechanism for B.O. Ama he took your suggestion and smeared her with Vicks?)

Milonare said...

Sema Aco

Stenched out makwapas are a real turn-off. Seems Mary must be a looker despite her bodily oduor (pronounced like the django name), tricircle mind power and a flaccid drive.

So what happened next????

Iwaya said...

i have been here 10 times today already! when is part 2 coming up???

Anonymous said...

U guy i've been here too many danm times..... can u pliz roll the tape.

Sa said...

Sasa where is the second installment jamani? Enhe ... ...

abby said...

glad i checked in just before part 2 ... (i think)