Post Valentine's Musings

I decided to surf the net and look for blogs that linked to mine. Well I found a site that had linked to a post I had done. The site is called Christian Dating News and this is how they quoted me. They made me sound so hard that even I wouldn't comment on my own blog due to fear of a tongue lashing! I have noticed that over time I have really toned down my blogging tone, which isn't such a bad thing.

Anyway I trust Valentine's went well for all of you who were in the fray. I just had a flashback, there was this time I was giving a ride to some chic I was interested in and her pal. Valentine's was around the corner and I gave my opinion that it really didn't mean much to me and I went on to change the subject. Woe unto me! The pal also decided to wax on about how she felt nothing about Valentine's and how it meant nothing to her, she reiterated this point all the way from the Uhuru Highway to South B. Worst thing is that her tone said something else, it was one of total bitterness; like she was trying to convince herself. I wonder what she was up to on Valentine's?



I came across that jewel online (on a Kenyan website nonetheless!) and all I have to ask, is what is a stripe tease? A mating dance for Zebras or something?

Now a question for the ladies. Let's say you decide to keep yourself pure and chaste till the day you got married, then come the wedding night your husband is packing 3 inches and is a one minute man to boot? I can see the scenario unfolding! Picture one woman burning with pent up desire, dressed in virginal white Victoria's Secret, splaying herself ready for action in the candle lit room. In walks the groom from the bathroom, the dim lighing casting dark shadows on his assets (or lack thereof), forplay commences and the tension rises as the bride awaits consumation of the marriage. The Groom puts himself in position, his breathing rate increases while at the same time the bride feeling no visitor in her garden, asks the dreaded question, "is it in yet?"
The Groom looks puzzled and they try position after position but it seems that his visitor cannot breach the gates or even if he has his presence is incosequential. To save face the Bride settles on a position and 10 press ups later the Groom grunts in satisfaction and turns over to go to sleep without any pillow talk or cuddling. The Bride is left awake contemplating the future with loud snores providing the soundtrack to her deliberation.
Now if you were in such a situation where you were completely unsatisfied, I know most of you would hold off for the first year or so; but if an opportunity came by to get some. Would you step out? C'mom ladies, be honest. My ex admitted she would step out but would be very tactful. To add salt to the situation, despite being a good hubby what if your groom decided to do nothing to solve the problem and insisted that you were the problem and not him?

I think someone needs to tell the chic in the pic below (click for larger view if you need to confirm if you know that weave ) that she should get some new friends to go to 2008 San Diego Sevens with (friends who'll take care of her), and stop drinking! I wonder if she's a KBW member?



Take it easy over the weekend people!