Friday, April 27, 2007

Interesting Stuff I Had To Share..........

I came across this wonderful piece on the net and I had to share it! A wonderful exposition on a word many of us use on a daily basis.

The most interesting word in the English Language

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "fuck YOU!"
6. Disgust "fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNfuckINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "fuck George Bush!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
" Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert
"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah

Besides which I am soooo happy that Friday has come round! Being a grown up is tough! I want to go back to College and have a ball hanging out, going for class and partying once in a while. In the meanwhile let my shell shocked self share some more humour with you.
A man wakes up one morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top. The bedroom is immaculate.On the bedside table is a note, which says,
'Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen. I love you.'
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast.
'Tell me, son,' he asks, 'what happened last night?''Well, says the boy, 'you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye.''Christ!' says the man.
'Then how come my clothes are all folded, the house is tidy and my breakfast is ready?''When Mum dragged you into the bedroom and tried to get your trousers off to put you into bed, you shouted at her, 'Get your filthy hands off me, you whore, I'm married!'
Moving on, I wonder if he could smell the divorce request coming his way?
Talk about how trying to get something extra on the side can go horribly wrong!
Anyway, I now have an idea when I will kick the bucket; check the link to see how much longer you have left! TGIF! Nice Weekend All!

You Will Die at Age 91

Congratulations! You take good care of yourself.
You're poised to live a long, healthy life.


Hoseah said...

Fuck! I never realized the word fuck had so many fucking meanings! Its fuckin incredicle how the word fuck has become a common fucking conversational word.

Wow the dude scored alot of points by declaring he is married man even after f*cking up on many other aspects. How many guys would remember they are married in such a situation?

kalutz said...

Wow! That was a fucking hilarious observation!I remember the days when saying fuck was a major taboo...u felt like jumping a cliff if it slipped out subconsciously!

Oh by the way, I came in fucking 2nd!

Half 'n' half said...

Fuck! it is hard to believe that fuck has come such a long way from when it was a taboo and written F*** word verification is Yemen, I wonder if you can say fuck over there!

Kirima said...

those applications are fucking unbelievable.
Very funny too!!
I guess declaring your fidelity can get you out of anything

Unyc said...

That ws fucking hilarious! What the Fuck am i doing here? Am suposed 2 be in the fucked up lib tryin 2 fucking read for my exams...
I am so fucked up!

Agiasi said...

I rarely ever use fuck, i am too fucking conservative. Very interesting article though made my morning!

You Will Die at Age 94
Congratulations! You take good care of yourself.
You're poised to live a long, healthy life.

felixthecat said...

fuck!oh, shit, am on a therapy to undo my chronic use of this word n umeni-lead into temptations...of revisiting my past n re-using the multi-purpose word....still, the article is great.n these fucking characters you have here..arghhhhhhhh they cant post my comment!!!fuck

Jamvi said...

The guy with fucking ready breakfast is FUCKING lucky

gishungwa said...

I will die at 98, at you suckers!!!
ok the two stories were hilarious. and yes i have quit cussing so i wont even type.

Half 'n' half said...

Apparently I will die at age 76! Shacks, I will never be the president of Kenya!

Acolyte said...

@ hoseah
Yes some english words have alot more to them that it seems!
Yes that dude's one sentence saved the day for him!
@ kalutz
It could have earned you a spanking as a kid way back when!
@ half n half
Seems you have a lifestyle and a half!
@ kirima
I thought it was funny too! You should make use of your fidelity too!
@ unyc
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! You've made my day!
@ agiasi
Yes there are better ways to express your emotion range. I guess that is what I get for being single, a shorter life.
@ felix
I aim to please and teach........
@ jamvi
Tell me about it!
@ gish
Being a woman does accord you a longer lifespan so dont let us down!

m said...

LOL! I love that article! Brilliant!

Mocha! said...


How come number 1 and number 18 are the fucking same?


lol! Nice one!





A man bet that he would live to see a hundred. He is now enjoying £25,000 he bet on himself.

3N said...

that was a fucking good article. and there is no way am fucking dying at 91. No fucking way.

my favorite is...I am so fucking blessed.

good weekend to everyone.

mwangi said...

Fuck me!

Am soo late on this comment for a Friday!It's all fucking good though. Am about to fucking flee early from jobo and go have a fucking good weekend.

Kels said...

Oh fuck it!! My fucking comment is fucking 16?!! What the fuck?!!
Guess the fuck what?It's the fucking weekend!!I can't fucking believe it!!

It's been fucking raining all fucking day and i don't give a fuck. I'm fucking cold and hungry. Where the fuck is my food and my fucking liquor?! I need to get fucked-up.

I need to get hte fuck outta here. Y'all have a great fucking weekend!!

Archer said...

Fuck man! I'm so fucking late! Fucking 17? Fuck fuggidy fuck fuck fuck! Its a fucking Friday night, I'm supposed to be fucking enjoying myself but I'm...never mind.

That fucking fucked up survey of yours says that I'm fucking going to die at fucking 48! What the fuck?

Anyway, lemme fuck off and try find myself a reasonable fuck to spice up this fucking boring night.

Shiroh said...

Fuck! I am so fucking late. What the fuck could have happened? Hilarity fucking galore.

DK said...

I will fuckin die when am 58. Isn't that fucking amazing considering others who will fuckin die at fuckin 30...

@Agiasi Hehehe 94?!! Fuckin toothless. Whoa!1 Dont wanna get fuckin there.

Bomseh said...

FUCK as defined by (Kadinya2006) Fornication Under Consent of King. Acronym.

I will Fornication-Under-Consent-of-King(y) die at 61. FORNICATION-UNDER-CONSENT-of-KING that! Nice post.

Bomseh said...

correct link is here Kadinya

iKenyan said...

I thought you'd fucking like this:

phassie said...

Happy Fucking Friday!

I will die @ 52: Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits.


Acolyte said...

@ M
my kudos to the writer too!
@ mocha
Good call! I didnt notice that!
@ 3N
That is a good age to die at if you have fam and friends around you.
@ mwangi
You have a ball and have a beer on me!
@ kels
Have a great time!
@ archer
Lol you have been straggling!
@ shiroh
I feel the same way too!
@ dk
Seems you are living on the edge!
@ bomseh
I loved that post! Thanks!
@ phassie
Thanks! Same to you too!