Wednesday, October 26, 2005

100 things about me expounded

So as regards my 100 things about me part 2.There were some questions about certain points.
For Mutumia
# 52.I used to go for power yoga classes - Well I used to have bad posture and it tires out my back and it gets even worse if I sit in bad chairs.So I was once taking a stroll in Sarit Centre and saw a flyer for classes and i was like what the heck!
Also since yoga is seen as primarily for chics in the West which is B.S coz in India all genders practice and the main yogis are mostly men.So power yoga appeals to me as it also strengthens,improves muscle tone and is very relaxing.

#69.Have you ever been to places like mashada and kenyaniyetu?Most threads start out fine then just degenerate into cyber brawls.Some of the language used in those forums would make a langa blush!That and there are always characters who seem to have some sort of feud going on.

For Nick
#82.Not that I would go burn down all porn stores but how do I put this.Hmmmmmm ok I wouldnt go out and buy any let's say that.I dont think it adds much value to one's life unless you are using it as a marital aid.I mean not many of you guys out there are going to take part in a 3some and it is not as glamorous as the movies makes it out to be.Plus I think that when you see one porn you have seen them all this is not including all the gross stuff like gay porn,the ones where people crap on each other and those that include our furry friends.But the implausible plots in porn are funny ie buff plumber walks in to fix sink at desperate housewives kitchen.In the middle of his work when he is topless and sweat is dripping off his chiselled physique; the housewife comes closer and asks if she could take a look.She is wearing nothing under her gown/housecoat and says in a throaty voice,"why dont you check my pipes now?"cue cheesy music and let the shag begin!Also I think porn just messes up men's perception of women and it doesnt help that mainstream magazines are moving closer to that in their pinups and cover ie We all remember the Toni Braxton Source cover.I have been to see pals who are watching porn and I dont even bother to look at the screen, but I think everyone should do what makes them happy.So if you enjoy porn by all means have a ball,bust a nut but I wont be watching it with you!

#93.Well i was "saved" sometime in high school and for sometime afterword.I even went to Bible School.But somewhere deep inside I knew and I still know that conventional religion isnt my thing.But I have no bile against it, I still pop into church once in a while.But I would rather read my bible,meditate and read the teachings of people like Buddha etc and use them to become who I am meant to be.

I eagerly wait that clip of kids being whooped from nick.The fact that kids can now cuss out their parents is just wrong to me.Anyway hope that has answered your questions.

5 comments:

Milonare said...

Finally!!

First here again!!! Yaaay... Ebu I consolidate kwanza...

Milonare said...

Hmmm

Different strokes for different folks...

On porn - how come all those air hostesses givin up som som inflight incidents never happen to me on KQ?? Dayum!!! Ama its jus me??

Anonymous said...

@ milo
I dont think the give strokes to jamaas who travel in economy class.
LMAO!

Unknown said...

@milo enyewe bro its only u
@aco uuuu that was almost a low blow.but if the ref didn't see it.....
ATI SHITTING ON EACH OTHER!!!!??What the f*?
Marital aids.....I swear if wifey ever uses such "aids" I'll sink into a state of depression cuz that means that.....ugh that......ugh
cant say it the thot is depressing!!

Spidey/Tato said...

auuuuuuuuuuuui milo ahasnt seen that low blow na bado

@aco: i hear u once u've seen one u've seen them all...uuui let me send that clip kesho
@tomas:it even has a name and there is even pissin on each other