Tuesday, October 25, 2005

100 things about me part 2

I did the first part of this post some time back.Click here for details. So this is a break from the usual gender issue posts.I am tired of sleeping with a rungu at my side and a nyahunyo under my pillow in case Ms K and Mutumia to name a few decide to do me in!So here goes part 2!
51.I still love dogs
52.I used to go for power yoga classes
53.I went for muay thai ( kick boxing classes ) classes
for some months.Most painful yet strangely edifying experience I have had.
54.I think Catholics have the most beautiful churches
55.When it comes to women I avoid the 9s and 10s.Too much drama and baggage
56.I love to sit in the back of class
57.I must have an afternoon nap
58.I have a laugh that very few people have heard.
59.I support the death penalty even though no-one has been hung in Kenya forever
60.I love women who can make me laugh
61.I like women with a little extra around the waist
62.I think weed should be legalised
63.I have a set of tarot cards and I know how to use them
63.I don't like tea
64.I once saw a guy puke into a glass at a local and with the way those ppl clean glasses I do not use glasses at locals.
65.I think cheap beer tastes better then expensive beer
66.I have drank in a shack that had a dust floor, carboard walls and a paraffin lamp for lighting
67.I have also drank at the Hilton,Inter-continental and Serena
68.I am my own worst critic
69.I think Kenyans have the worst etiquette on on-line forums
70.Whenever I get bored of maisha huku stato I always flash back to the good
old days in Kenya.
71.I think that today's kids are not as smart as we were when we were kids
72.I think kid of this day and age should get more ass whooping!
73.I believe in old school chivalry only when it goes both ways
74.I was in the stampede at Nyayo when that kid was killed.It was a surreal experience
75.I think all boys should play a sport preferably contact as kids.It builds character
76.I think that boxing should be banned
77.I think that risks should only be taken if the reward is large enough
78.I think that a man should never let his woman see him cry
79.I think that a man should never get beat down in front of his woman.Although it is fun to beat down a punk in front of his woman ( so I hear ).
80.I think that Francis Lotodo rocked!He was a hard ass!If you dont know who he is then you way too young
81.I think Fred Gumo rocks too!
82.I dont like porn very much
83.I dont like gays too
84.I think that lesbians are ok
85.I think that all men should have beards
86.I think that all men should know how to cook, I can
87.I think West Africans are all shifty and shouldnt be trusted
88.I really hate it when you meet a Kenyan and the first thing you are asked is what tribe you are.I think we should be passed that by now
89.I am way too opinionated
90.I like ice cream
91.I like coffee
92.I went to a catholic school
93.I was once "saved"
94.I dont go to church
95.I dont believe that there is only one way to God
96.Disco dance compes on KBC used to make my day!
97.I think a nice smile is one of the most attractive things in a chic
98.I have never been arrested
98.I have bribed cops several times
99.I find it hard to throw stuff away
100.I think that every jamaa should own at least one good suit for special occassions
Just realised that there is so much more that I can say but let's leave it at that.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I am way too opinionated"

You think?

Generally (ti hi hi hi) you sound rike a leely kurr guy!!!

Yes Catholics have beautiful churches. I think that's how churches are supposed to look. I esp cannot stand the new Nairobi Baptist church. It just looks hideous to me!!

Spidey/Tato said...

cool list.Expound on #82 and 93

i'll send u a clip about kids of these days and ass whopping!

Milonare said...

Tres cool lit. I have a number of Ghanaian and Nigerian pals who rock!! wacha stereotypes dude!!! LOLOLOL

Like Nick, explain #82

Ati you penda chiles with tyres ama I read wrong???

Anonymous said...

@ Milo
In true steretype fashion I will say "You have met the exceptions to the rule!"
I dont like spare tyres but I don't mind a little baby fat.Ladies if you feel me, holla!

Prousette said...

quite a list and you think alot expound on 55 I totally did not understand it.#60+61 da bomb you truly miro.

Anonymous said...

@ prousette
I will most def go into #55 one of these fine days!