No I'm serious!

I am having a mini hangover.(Yes I know I told you that I would stop this week but it was a bash and the beer was free.Am I forgiven?)Anyway entreaties for mercy aside, some international students had a bash and I went for it.It wasnt all that but it also wasnt that bad.Some new gals from the UK are here for a short exchange and one of them has been to Coast,Naivasha and the Mara so it was fun to chat with someone who has seen the wonderful sights from back home.Anyway there's this dude from Rwanda who also never misses these bashes so he was there and had taken a liking to one of the UK gals and was dancing with her whenever the opportunity presented itself.So at some point in the night the chic slipped away from him and came to chat with me and her gals.At this point in time I was feeling a bit cheeky so I asked her, "Why are you running away from your new friend?" and she goes, "That dry humping is getting a bit too much for me" to which I said; "I thought that you enjoyed having crotch up your ass?" And then we all burst out laughing.Yes that's me I always say something to remember!
I have this chic whom I share my Thursday class with who is a good pal and we dont talk that much but on that day I was feeling a bit flirtatious. So what happened is that I decided to lay on the compliments and little somethings and of course she told me that I was laying it on really thick so for my troubles she took me out for dinner that day ( Yes Shiroh and co ladies take me out too you know! ) and so when we were chatting at the table I told her about the chastity thing and I am saving myself. The chic almost choked on her food laughing. Which brought some interesting things to mind. (By the way nothing comes for free because now the chic wants my help on the next class assignment.) I told another chic that I was chaste and she was like "until you meet the right girl!"Only three chics whom I have told this have taken me at face value everyone else is skeptical (Not that I go around flaunting my resolution but when the issue of sex comes up I like to share so as to get opinions).
When we were talking about sex with the other Kenyan dude here I told him that I have put myself aside and the boy laughed at what I said long and hard.This is what he said (kinda crude so I am going to leave it in swahili/sheng) Ai?Aco ati umejiweka kando?Hakuna kitu kama hiyo! Wewe ni msee unaweza sherekea senye ya dame mpaka itoe moshi! Huna huruma wewe huwezi bakisha msee wa next kitu! Unakaa mhuni wa madame wewe!
So I get to thinking, I know I dont look like a freak ( babe since you have my pic please answer that for me ), nor do I look sleazy (I'm the kind of guy you can take home to ma and pa with no problems at all) so why don't people believe me at all?!Aco can save himself for the right time (okay and the right girl). You believe me don't you?