Saturday, April 01, 2006

The Month of Greatness!

April 1st!It's April Fool's day!I was already pranked today by someone who knows themself!Laugh now but your time is coming!Anyway Why is April the best month ever?This is the month The Acolyte was born!And that in itself is enough to make April the best month ever!So in commemoration of that we are going to have April
Anyway The International Dinner is today and I decided to make something.Yes The Acolyte can do more in the kitchen then set kitchen fires and wash dishes!I made one of my number one childhood treats......simsim!I dont know the other name for it that I used to see on the labels at supermarkets but that's what we used to call it!
Also we will commemorate other great people born in Acolyte month such as Otto Von Bismark.Born April 1st, he was the founder and first chancellor of the German Empire.He also broke France's supremacy over continental Europe in the Franco-Prussian war of 1870.
Personally, Bismarck was a celebrated entertainer who greatly appreciated funny stories and wordplay. He was fluent in several foreign languages, and a diplomat of excellent manners and politeness. His friends were chosen independent of origin, creed, or political beliefs, with the exclusion of socialists and social democrats, whom he despised. Bismarck loved good food and drink and had a tendency to indulge in both excessively. His most important tool in politics was his talent to successfully plan complex international developments.
Great quotes from him:

"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night"

“There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.”

“When you say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.”

“If there is ever another war in Europe, it will come out of some damned silly thing in the Balkans”

“The main thing is to make history, not to write it.”

“A Bavarian is half-way between an Austrian and a human being”

“I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring.”

“Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery”

Damn people born in Acolyte month rock!!!


kelitu said...

Aiii Acolyte, Happy Birthday! Yaani you have kamuad the month even before it starts. Yawa!

Rock on soul brother!!

Acolyte said...

@ Kelitu
It ain't today (a few weeks off!) but everyday in April is Acolyte day!

Watchin Aco said...

are you prepared forit dear? Anyway,happy birthday,,..month. anythn posted on april 1 is a hoax

KenyanMusings said...

Happy everyday Acolyte day. Jeez dude, you are like totally hogging the month!!

LOL, I was laughing at the comment you left at Kwessie's. Ati 'Hmmm, nice. returns to chaste meditation'

But you are funny.

Nice week ahead.

Milonare said...

When is the d-day specifically and whats the plan for the bash?

Nakeel said...

Happy days as we count to the real day and dont forget to throw the cake this side

acolyte said...

@ shiroh
Well I am getting ready!
@ KM
This is the month of The Acolyte and you must enjoy it!Well I like to make women smile!
@ Milo
Aren't you kbw folks having a bash for me?
@ nakeel
Cake?I'm a bit too old for that!

Mocha! said...

LOL! Happy April Aco!

Manzee that prank was too timam to let it slip. And to think that you were actually looking for a comp to confirm the details coz telly wasnt enough....LOL! LMAO! TIHIHIHIHIHI!

nick said...

toboa sike tho kelitu was funny saying fools day ur bday

acolyte said...

@ Mocha
Your time will come!
@ Nick
there are still a few weeks left to go!