We all have a piece of clothing in our closet that we are truly ashamed about and never want anyone to know that we own but for some reason we still keep it.It could be some shoes with a whack design,a kaunda suit,kenya uniform skirt,KANU colors tie,mothers union panties or tired boxers.Yes disown as much as you want but we are all guilty.What is my secret?See below....
My very own passion killers!Winnie The Pooh boxer shorts!I have never worn them when I know I am going more then one mile past home, lest I am in accident and as the EMTs strip and search me; "We don't have a name for this one but looking at the underwear he is a Winnie the Pooh fan.A grown man wouldnt buy such underwear so he must be mentally handicapped!Let's send him to the mental ward when he comes to!"Also these could really kill the mood when getting lucky.After wining and dining a gal, telling her the sweet nothings that need to be told and after long steamy foreplay taking her to the bedroom.Then on striping off my shirt to show the glorius Acolyte chest then lastly the trousers.This would what she would say,"Oh Winnie The Pooh!That's so cute!I remember watching that cartoon as a kid!What's the Donkey's name?"At that point in time the girl's mind has shifted away from any carnal activities and is now in flashback mode and my porsche of passion will be left revving in the garage.
In my defense they were a gift!I would not in my right mind buy such boxers!But rest assured that these are worn in the privacy of my own home much as you ladies wear some old school breast plate style bras complete with the iron lining and mothers union ngothas (as seen Bridget Jones Diary) but please please please do not bring those vestments to the love chamber and I too (on behalf of all men ) will not.And instead will don a pair of these!
I am superman and I am here to save your love life!
ps:One great person born today in Acolyte month is Eddie Murphy!Yes he may be making crap movies now but in his heyday he rocked!Who can forget Raw,48 hours,Beverly Hills Cop,Nutty Proffesor,Boomerang and Shrek?Quote from Shrek:[To huge dragon]
What large teeth you have! I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, cos that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
Beverly Hills Cop Quote:
Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f**kin charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?!
Dr Doolittle Quote:
Dr. Dolittle: You'll be the most famous bear in the world!
Archie: Bigger than Pooh?
Dr. Dolittle: If you get this right, everybody will be saying, Winnie the Who!(dedicated to my boxers!)
That's Eddie Murphy for you!One more great person brought to you by Acolyte month!
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