Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Chonga viazi,Crushed Off and a Public Service Announcement



Say what you want to say but according to me that song shikas like a nonsense!And simple as the lyrics are it does what a good song does, it tells a coherent story unlike half of the kapuka that is on offer nowadays.No chicks in skimpy outfits, borrowed cars just the singers and their pals having an great ole time.That's what good videos are made of.Now will we are on that topic, how many of you out there have chongad viazi as a result of not having enough money to cover a bill?
ps:Youtube may be down for maintenance so the video may not show!

Does anyone remember the slang term "crushed off?" I think there are few slang terms that had as many definitions as this one.These were some of the meanings...
1.To beat someone up - "Ebu keep quiet before I crush you off!"
2.To catch strokes or shag - "Chief!After tuning that mama I crushed her off in the digz!"
3.To tackle in a game of rugby -"My guy did you see him after the full back crushed him off when he thought he would make the try?"
4.To eat ravenously - "We were so hungry that we crushed off everything that he had in his kitchen!"
5.To ignore - "I tried to convince my boss but he just looked at me and crushed me off!"
I don't know if any of you ever used this term or used it in all these ways but I heard it used in all these ways.I guess some people adapted it to the circumstance at hand but it sounds so good that I'm going to start using it again ie...There are some bloggers that I wouldnt mind crushing off!

Public Service Announcement!Anyone who has been out here does know that most Americans tend to be tone deaf when it comes to accents so at times one does have to roll some Rs and Ls to be understood. But with some people their natural accent may be very strong and makes pronouncing some of those letters hard.So when the natural accent is morphed with a Southern accent you have a disaster in the making!So Indianapolis becomes Indianna Police, Oklahoma becomes Okrahoma. We understand the shrubbing thingie but please dont make it worse.If it gets to a level where your fellow Kenyans can hardly understand you, go easy on the weng!

127 comments:

The Devious One said...

DAMMIT DAMMIT I WIN THE GOLD...OFF TO READ ! ( STIICKS TONGUE OUT AT LICIOUS )

The Devious One said...

Crushed off ?? hio mimi sijaskia I tell ya as for peeps that tweng...theres a jamaa I know who is more Tyrone than Tyrone himself thru mannerrims, lingo and way he dresses, doo rag saa zote ...the works !( coincidence he comes from the Lakeside - NOPE !!! )

And he has a thing for akata mamas and the only thing I can reveal is his last name, I heard him introduce himself to some mama " Hi, my name is ( insert first name ) Mondi"

Mondi, my fellow bloggers is Omondi but Tyronized dude decided to do away with the "O" that comes before Omondi coz I guess its too cumbersome !! and I bet his forefathers roll in their graves everytime they hear him butcher the familyu name...sigh...

Couch 'tato said...

i guess devious one crushed us off

i dont believe u like that song tho it has a catchy beat...my ka-nephew in all his 4-ft short glory-usually sings it out loud pointin "weh utachonga viazi"

Movie Buff said...

I am not breathing well, I cant breathe... You Tube is down...... HELP.....

I'll be back once I can breathe properly

acolyte said...

@ devious one
Congrats!I think that slang term was way after your time!LMAO!
But as for Tyrone wannabe!Ati minus the O!How depraved can you get!And then you want to carry yourself as a thug!When he's profiled as a thug the dude will become Omondi chap chap!

Acolyte said...

@ couch tato
That song makes my day!Esp when they start dancing near the end!
@ Movie Buff
I just noticed!These peeps are killing my blog!Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movie Buff said...

Now we are forced to go to Google Video which is not as good as You Tube.......

But abt the post... Who are the bloggers you would like to crush? And what crush do you mean exactly??

mocha said...

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT....Devious One, I am out to to get you. *arms akimbo whilst sticking out tongue to D1*

ROTFLMAO....@Okrahoma and Indiana Police. TIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!

Why lie Aco, that video for chonga viazi it on point and cool. Kwanza the kamini bash the workers perform before they relieved of their duty.....CLASSIC!!!

sHYTE....ati youtube is down. Yaani after putting my first video...I am off to cool off.

The Devious One said...

chapas Movie Buff ngoto ...does that help with ur breathing problems ?? heheheheh

That song is sawa...but do u hear the part the mama asks for scorpion na lobster or something like that ?? hahahahahah !

But on the reals, I kamatas tamaa for some kenchic hen and greasy soggy chibas sooo much paka I didnt kula my lunch thats I'd so dilligently packed in the name of eating healthy

Acolyte said...

@ Movie Buff
YEah google video may look smoother but isn't as much fun as Youtube!
I forgot that the phrase has more then one meaning.I guess there are some bloggers I would like to crush off in terms of elimination and others in terms of strokes!
@ Mocha!
Keep it clean ladies!Bumba Clan makes classic videos why lie?Ebu post the link for your new video we see!
@ Devious One
Kwani you chokoza everyone here?
Kenyans are ghetto fabulous!Ati Scorpion and Lobster?
Please shut up about Kenchic and chibaas coz Movie Buff is going to start bitching!But I miss them too!sniff sniff...

egm said...

Ah, that's cruel. Bringing up kenchic and chips right before lunch. I guess I just have to imagine the food I carried is kenchic. And with that I can also imagine I am at Jeevanji zoning out the myriad street preachers as I demolish that good food.

You Tube needs to come back speedy I enjoy that video.

mocha said...

Aco...link on my blog

As for soggy chipos and kuku porn....WWWAAAAAIIIIII *salivating my ass off*

The Devious One said...

I THINK i WILL GO BUY CHIBAS AND THEN WRAP THEM IN A JUALA SO THEY GET REALLY SOGGY THEN GO PARK UNDER A MTI...KULA THEM AND CHEW ON MY MIWA WHILE I'M AT IT !

Movie Buff said...

Thanks D1. I needed that!

Aki the thought of Kuku and Chips.....We! Mpaka I have mezad mate.
I think I have to go and get substitute aka Boston Market now for lunch. Damn Shame!!!!

Aco.. I am waiting for names, ama thats a blog for another day??

Acolyte said...

@ egm
That is devious one's work!No more kenchic mentions up in here!Yes Youtube should come back soon!
@ Mocha
Will pitia when Youtube is back up!Shhhhh about the kenchic!
@ Devious One
You need a good whipping!
@ Movie Buff
Shhhhhhhh no kenchic talk!I am having rice and cole slaw for lunch!
Names will be named on another blog!

egm said...

@mb lucky you there's a BM karibu. It looks like I will have to make a stop there soon. Enyewe, that will still be like you wishing to drive a Ferrari, then you go to the amusement park and panda one of those bump cars modelled after a Ferrari. There is nothing like the real deal!

Acolyte said...

@ egm
Your analogy rocks!

The Devious One said...

@ Buff si U remember I told U I had some serious hanjams for kukuk and warus...thee was this kajoint in shags where there version of coleslaw ( im guessing ) was skunjes..so U ask for kuku and chibas U get skunjes as well and the chibas were nono....U kula four and you're full !! no to mention teremshain the mlos with the arrays of the sodas like TARINO, BABITO, TANGAWIZI, BITTER LEMON, SCHWEPPES, MIRANDA AMA JUS GOOD OLE COKE !!

Acolyte said...

@ Devious One
Sema ngwe!Endelea with that saliva inducing vibe and I will fika your office chap chap and deal with you!Let us suffer bland stato food in silence!

The Devious One said...

@ Aco, now why am I getting whiipings and being told to silence what my tumbo and everyone else desires ...si kwanza I told U..hit me up when U come to the mtaa...I can take U to the kajoint where they sell miwa ...as in the chonga it for U and U buy them in a kajuala ready to eat !!

KENCHIC KENCHI KENCHIC !!!!

egm said...

Haha, looks like crushing off might result from all this kuku talk!

Hear ye, hear ye for the suffering blandness in silence.

egm said...

@D1 there was also 7UPs

Couch 'tato said...

im not bein left out as well

NOW HOW BOUT COLD STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIDGE KENCHIC KUKU????

GO DEVIOUS GO GO

and that nyam chom from kariokor...wher ud order while in the car....lets annihialte aco's salivary gland system

Acolyte said...

@ devious one
I will most def holla for miwa time.But this kenchic storos are torture esp for a dude who used to eat their 3 times a week!
@ egm
I will hack into devious one's comp and shut her down chap chap!
@ Couch Tato
I dont want to say it but I agree cold kenchic rocked big time!
What are you doing here?!Ebu go kula nyam chom for us!

egm said...

@ct, yaani we won't be let alone to have our kuku uchi by proxy in peace? Kwani what did we do?

And then you had to go the nyamchom route. Okay. Dialing travel agent saa hii...

Movie Buff said...

All this talk might make me NOT continue this conversation..........
Can the chicken storos isha please???


LOL.. ati Rice and Coleslaw... What kind of eating is that?? Where is the stew? Damn Aco... Diet nini????

Movie Buff said...

Haiya D1... why am I not being invited for the Miwa Party..... WHY???

The Devious One said...

I can see Aco throwing imaginary luquat seeds and stones ( this is not Nyayo stadium after AFC has lost to Gor Mahia ) for taunting his salivary glands hehehehehhe

@ EGM yessssss 7UP that was also a nice drink...and how dare we forget VIMTO ?? the chuti store down my street does sell it btw !!


Then theres a very enterprenurial chap over these sides who chomas nyakis..U jus call and place na order, an hour or so later U go pick up ur nyamchom and kachumbari !!

I need to see if him and I can doa collabo...he sells nyakis I sell fermented porridge..jus like in Kariakor market !

Aco stop sulking, U can sell Ur koos and KSL sweets and handkerchierfs too right next to me !!

Couch 'tato said...

@egm:
1. i discovered this join that does PORK choma in nairobi west. yaani u pimisha 1kg roast then 1 kg fry...u will lick mpaka toes

2.Did u guys ever try pork from SPURS? honey glazed where u lick the bone clean like an ice cream cone and suck it like a lollipop?

dont u mess with me on food...wait i start next on Dagorreti corner...

@M.Buff:Coleslaw ya wimpy-worth even typhoid!mmmmm cooked with magic...yummmmy

Acolyte said...

@ egm
Ebu book a ticko for me!
@ Movie Buff
Si you jua I have to make myself look trim for Thursday!
@ Devious One
Ati imaginery?I'll come over with real ones!Your panga will not help you!
I think I have been to that joint that does call in nyam chom.I dont do uji but I am sure you will get customers.I will do supuu ya mifupa instead!

Archer said...

Boy aint I late!

egm said...

Ah, loquats. The way I had a love-hate relationship with those fruits. The tamu ones were tamu kabisa! Lakini the fact that I had a big seed to contend with katikati... argh! Si it should have been all fruit with maybe a katiny speck for the seed!

And yes, Vimto! Talking of dukas, I came across a shop here that sells coke and fanta of nyumbani. In those same botis. Too bad I stopped drinking soda, or I'd have had one for the nation.

Couch 'tato said...

@archer: yup i wa late another day i didnt even comment

egm said...

Uji I do, lakini not pamoja with nyam chom.

@ct, nguruwe choma, eh? I'll have to check that one out when I fika next.

Dago was great. There was a place, Holiday Inn that was good. I kumbuka I told a friend we go there, and he thought we were going to the hotel chain, not the nyamchom joint. Boy was he surprised when we got there. Sawa mbuzi and ugali

Acolyte said...

@ Archer
Late doesnt even describe it!
@ EGM
loquats rock!I traded red meat for soda so I drink as much as I want as long as I work it off!I see you knew some great joints in your time!

Acolyte said...

@ Nick
Is soko wan the pork joint in nai west you are talking about?Those peeps had the best pork I ever had!

Archer said...

I won't talk about Kenchic coz thats a depressing thought. We had this T.A in high sch, she used to tweng & shrub simultaneously mpaka we dubbed it "shwenging!!" Sample this: "bigger than orr my probrems... Rawyers are such riars (said while rorring her hair and brrinking shameressry!)

Movie Buff said...

Did someone just say SPURS?

Im officially depressed.

Acolyte said...

@ Archer
The less said about Kenchic the better!I had a teacher like that too!She had us in stitches!
@ Movie Buff
Now that was a place that had good food!

The Devious One said...

Pork choma...now that is some yum stuff though I seldom eat it. @

Egm - the Farmers Mkt in my mtaa sells Coke, Fanta and even Mirinda in bottles, I seldom drink sodas otherwise I would be having a field day lakini Vimto I do indulge myself in.

I also get Ribena from time to time esp during winter but that pandre faka sells a small bottle for 6 bucks !! the thieving bastard !!

A month ago I was at the farmers market and I cam across matunda ya damu ( I forget the english name ) but they were selling them for $2 !!! wTF ??
and lets not even get on guavas which were going for $4.99 a pound and they were so big so if U get them u might end up paying over ten bucks for two or three of them !!

And these are things we tool for granted back home...sigh...

The Devious One said...

@ Archer ROTFL on what the teacher used to say..all in all, how are U faring ??

@ Aco - KENCHIC KENCHIC KENCHIC KENCHIC ....

Acolyte said...

@ devious one
You dont know what you are missing!I cut out red meat so now I can drink as much soda as I want but I keep it at 2 per day.
That chuti can go shag himself with his Ribena!Ati $6?!Bastard!
Our usual fruits become exotic once we get here.I miss the big coasto mangoes,guavas and passion fruits....

Acolyte said...

@ Devious One
Dont make me come over there......

Movie Buff said...

Archer.... my dear, how are you????

LOL... Brinking shameressry.... LMAO....

The Devious One said...

@ Buff and you shameressry frirt with the invarid Asha ( Archer ) chame chame chame on you !

@ Aco...aint nothing but air and opportunity between us so stop making idle threats !

Acolyte said...

@ Devious One
And several hundred miles......

Archer said...

@Devious & Movie Buff:hiya lovely ladies! I'm doing quite well thank you. Should be off the crutches by the weekend. Watching Tokyo Drift and trying so hard not to twanga the comp coz this movie is SHIT!

egm said...

Talk of taking things for granted. While on vacation I kulad those maembes I got at the resort like I would never see them again.

The matunda damu, I know which ones you are talking about. Lakini there was great variety of fruits back home.

And as you say, ati now they are exotic fruits. Exotic my Kenyan foot!

Movie Buff said...

@ D1... Im his number on groupie and therefore it is part of my job description to flirt with him.....

Archer.. Im glad to hear that!... now I can sleep easy!

Acolyte said...

@ Archer
When I saw the trailer I knew I would only watch that movie if I got the dvd for free and had time to burn!

egm said...

@ Archer. You are a stoic to the core. I would not even bring myself anywhere near the second of those movies. The third was simply a non-entity.

Good that your healing is progressing well.

Acolyte said...

@ Egm
When man's exotic fruit is someone else's weed (or something pithy like that!) Same way some peeps here find a Kiambu accent exotic and for Kenyans it's just plain country!Damn I miss dem mangoes!

Couch 'tato said...

@archer: u fell for fast and furious cammon with a line like "if ur not outta control ur not in control" asi..and Bow wow cant act...oh well

as for shwenging that was funny

@egm: no maembes are those to green small one with the right chilli and cut in the right way mpaka the makoro u chew...damn...especially after school and all the way home ur pantin coz of chilli and pulling out strands in between ur teeth...heck u use one strand as a floss to removethe other(at this point i begin to miss milo)

Archer said...

LOL @ Devious! Ati shameressry frirt with the invarid...chame on you. Seems you're a natural "shwenger!"
sup Aco & Tato & egm! Aco u need to start taking roll call up in this e-pub!

Acolyte said...

@ Couch tato
I think some of my taste buds died since I came here due to inactivity!

Acolyte said...

@ Archer
Roll call will start soon!

egm said...

@ct Ha, and the mess you made kulaing that maembe. Mpaka old lady ulizas if I had kosad skin lotion and decided to just use that to give my face that extra glow!

egm said...

@aco Taste buds? What taste buds? I had to get transplants when I was going home. I just didn't want to miss out on tasting that food at home. You should check them out. Kenyan-food-activated taste buds. State of the art!

Archer said...

@Tato: its a bootleg copy, the ones from some cinema in Asia where jamaz stand and walk around & you can hear the guy filming it chewing popcorn & sip his coke. Been watching it in instalments coz I keep dozing off! Ur right, Bow Wow can't act 4 shit!

Acolyte said...

@ egm
Reminds me of how you would bite them big mangoes and the juice would roll down your face!Will most def upgrade them taste buds!
@ Archer
Bow wow and actor should never be in the same sentence let alone paragraph!I miss those bootleg movies!

Couch 'tato said...

@egm:yup ud have some other yellow trails on ur mikonos and lips to the neck...

@archer:we good doin good..just chillin in here chez aco pub

The Devious One said...

@ COUCH Its one thing I started with Kenchic...to bring maembes into the equation...NOT FAIR !!!
kwanza as aforementioend those green ones then inisde they were a bright yellow/orange....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have miwa to counteract all these memories and NIX BEGGINGS !!

Couch 'tato said...

@archer: ati in installments ebu dont bother...i remember days of camera copies from specials video lib..atleast the had the decency to tellu in advance

@EGM: just an observation u the only one bila picha on the side..ebu unleash one chap chap! a form 4 bullyin a form 1...wekeko picha kwa profile(LOL)

Couch 'tato said...

@Devious one: now miwa u darn gone wrong there

1.there is the pleasure of finding the right succulent one where u line the cube with strains parallel to ur teeth and squeeze slow( where is milo damn it)

2.swallowin the juice

3.2nd bite

4.then gatherin all dry remnants with the toungue and trying to spit them all at once with jist...for another cube awaits!

...i need a moment....

Acolyte said...

@ devious one
Now you know how I feel!Dem mangoes that were green with the orange/yellow interiors rocked!
@ couch tato
Yup at least they told you were not going to be watching the movie alone and yes EGM needs a pic!

Acolyte said...

@ couch tato
I used to be a pro at picking good sugarcane!I could tell by looking!The further the gaps between the better the taste!
I was on first name basis with the dude who used to sell them in our hood!
Breath son!Breath!

The Devious One said...

@ archer..Nurse Buff has been relieved off her duties for gross misconduct so henceforth I will be your beck and call nurse...

Do advise when you're ready for your bath.....(brinks shameressry at invarid..again ! )

egm said...

@D1, Fortunately for me, miwa does nada... (stepping back slowly as one who just stumbled onto hungry hyenas), so enjoy away. Lakini mention them maembes, and you've got me.

@CT ati I unleash a pic? Hii mambo ya form 4 on hapless rabolis, aich!

Camera copies jameni. The way I was happy when Independence Day tokad hata kabla it had been released, and a good buddy invited us over to his digz to watch it. Those were the days!

The Devious One said...

@ COUCH loooooooooooooooool U done broken kulain miwa to a science hahahahhahaha tooo funny !

when i said Im going to park my moti and kula my miwa I was soooo serious....in 30 minutes I will kula one on ur behalf....hii maneno ya kuexplain what miwa is to this peeps im bila time PLUS...Im not too gracious when im kulain miwa so that a sight for me and Sir God or a raia that can be privy to !!

I even have a taulo in the moti to use a bib coz it soooo on !!

Movie Buff said...

Damn... Im out for like 10 minutes and I get booted off my spot... Its a damn shame. No wega...
Archer make ur choice... thats all I gotsa say!!!

The Devious One said...

@ EGM ati miwa doesnt do nada for you ?? eeeh ( brandishes nyahunyo ) sababu wewe ni nani ndio hauli miwa ???
Proceeds to nyorosha three well deserved leashes to EGM for shameressry denouncing miwa !

egm said...

Haiya, kwani now you have all turned against me? This mambo of picha... Washeni tu. I wiru nao ngo mbiti maiserofu a pikicha!

Acolyte said...

@ devious one
Are you licensed to practice?Give me a warm bath so we can know!
@ egm
We've come some ways coz video tapes are obsolete!
@ Devious one
Just dont spit the sugarcane out on the highway!There's a major fine for littering!I see you are a pro at miwa chewing!Mpaka bib!

egm said...

Aieee, I have just pariahrized myself! Kwanza no picha, then miwa-bashing! D1, I never said anything bad about miwa. I just said it does nada for me. I have a bro who pendas miwa like a nonesense, and even he fails to understand my lack of love for that cane.

Acolyte said...

@ egm
There is a problem, we have to get you examined!

Couch 'tato said...

@D1:i am tellin u a towel is the answer...and always after a sessio with miwa ur jawz stunya..some other prominent mandibles that Ridge Forester would envy...them masseters are built like 2 oxen

@EGM:ngoja u see "the blogger doesnt allow pictureless commenters"

egm said...

@ All Haiya! Hold your farasis! I will at least get one thing right... The Picture. Ngojeni tu!

Acolyte said...

@ Egm
Ebu impress us!

The Devious One said...

@ COUCH...ati prominent mandibles loooooool yenyewe miwa is the BOWFLEX for the mdomo hahhaha too funny !

@ Archer I am certified and perhaps if I was to show U how I give myself a bath ( with Rexona ) that might calm your fears perhaps ?? lemme know

@ Aco...taulo na juala ya kutema miwa is on standby....im only driving to the ka secluded spot within the parking lot in th enext ten..ive already chicked the miwa from the fridge and im looking at them fat juicy peices as we speak !

@ Buff thats what U get for going to kula Boston mkt bila sisis...off U go to jobless corner !

@ EGM we have allcome to a consensus that U must be checked for uttering such seditious words..stop tryin to throw the dog a bone by draggin ur kinfolk into the pic !!

Acolyte said...

@ Couch tato
I kumbuka miwa chewing peeps had jaws that would put Desparate Dan to shame!

Couch 'tato said...

@egm:woiye maybe hujapatiwa orientation ya how to put a mbisha...enda edit profile and hapo photo url...hapo yeah there ...

(now not only have we belittled u we have insulted u...roho safi)

egm said...

@aco wacha I fika home so I can work on it.

Kwanza I had sahaud. Back on the kuku topic, there is a place called Park Place huko on that barabara to Kiserian that sells kukus to die for. Yaani the spices they rub those kukus with kabla chomaing them... Ahhh!!! To be tried if you have yet to do so!

Acolyte said...

@ EGM
Have a safe trip home!
Peeps back home had some deadly recipes that would leave you hankering for more!

egm said...

@CT Si you just give me computer lessons mara moja... Ati what is this Ctrl-Alt-Del? Where is the "any" button? Okay. Tomorrow you will see a reborn EGM profile, complete with picture!

@D1 This here phella is shutting his mouth (or is it binding his fingers?) kabla he ingizas mpaka his knees into his mandibles.

The Devious One said...

off to chew miwa - WILL BE BACK

*Devious dislocates jaws as a snake would when about to eat a emal bigger than it*

Archer said...

*sigh at the thought of Devious one raising leg in bathtub and stroking down with soap*
tell you what ladies, I'm down for a menagè a trois spongebath! But claw injuries will ensue so...one at a time. Who wants to go first?

Acolyte said...

@ Devious One
Enjoy!
@ Archer
Me and the camera crew will be there!

egm said...

@aco any openings for a gaffer?

@ct see, even me I know my movie terms. All those sessions reading through credits have not gone wasted!

Archer said...

Hapana! No sohos-style scandalicious cameras allowed! You can either chungulia from the window or take my word for it! (I'm sure Buff wants to kill me now!)

Acolyte said...

@ egm
Let me talk to couch tato I find out what a gaffer is and then Ill hook you up!

Couch 'tato said...

@EGM:lol i too read credits like am bein paid

@Aco:pardon me for trying to steal your thunder

@ALL: hiyah im jealous over here ebu hizi comments zi-kome. ebu we go over to my crib and we bond there..hizi stools have become too warm

nifuateni!

Acolyte said...

@ couch tato
I am about to go to the gym.Thanks to you clowns I am 2 hours late!

egm said...

@CT enyewe, it's true. Not only is Aco the Post-Ho, he is also the Comment-Attracting-Ho. Aiee, these Acolades! Si you share the mali?

Couch 'tato said...

its al good just go to the gym...coz the party is over here party over there

fresh miwa for Devious1

a photo me for EGM

Black bouncers for Archer

M;Buff i'll be waitin for u here inside my heart im the one who wants to love you more

Acolyte said...

@ EGM
It's not me, it's all of ya'll!I just followed the advice of the great ones....POST IT AND THEY SHALL COME!

Archer said...

@Tato: tulia daddy, we're almost at 100! Si we set a new record first? Devious ebu put down that miwa and come back. Movie Buff uko wapi? Ama ur plotting how to crush off Devious?

egm said...

Well, I guess it works for some and not for others.

Anyway, asante for the karamu. Happy gymin!

Watch out for a new and improved EGM profile!

D1, I hope the miwa fest was great

CT, it's been real. Go kula that nyamchom videadly

MB, that BM plot will have to be followed

Archer, keep that mguu away from Tokyo Drift

Cheers y'all!

Couch 'tato said...

@archer:history in the making...cue the chariots of fire music...
ngoja i delete my comments

@egm:LMAO at comment-attracting ho

@aco:well put...u shephard and we're the kondoos

@Devious one: shake off ur towel and get back here..give them jawas a rest

Movie Buff said...

See, I knew my soul mate would have my heart.... thats whats up!!

Archer,.. si I semad u have to make a decision... before then? COLD WAR! LOL... just kidding!

EGM... I am on my way there as soon as I chuck jobo!!!

Acolyte said...

@ Archer
Tutafika mia moja!I am sure everyone will come back!
@ EGM
I will push dem weights like there isnt a tommorrow!
Have a good day!We are most def looking forward to the new improved EGM!

Acolyte said...

@ movie buff
Unlike some of us, you actually work!

Couch 'tato said...

i was gonna make a song and dance about bein #100 and u stole it aco u and insider info

LOL

guys am beat see you guys esho same place same time...i'll be the one outside diverting trafic to my blog hahahaha

this was fun!

Archer said...

Aco you've just beaten me to number 100! Dammit! Enjoy the gym, lemme limp over to Tato's crib to see wsup. I'm told kuna black bouncers huko so my diab is safe. Rumour has it that he's even got the legendary veteran Izzo from Crooked Qs!! Cheers man!

Acolyte said...

@ All
Thanks for dropping in!I'm off to the gym and to nap!

The Devious One said...

*DEVIOUS PANGUZAS MDOMO WITH BACK OF HER SLEEVES AND IS SOMAIN POSTS TO SEE IF BUFF HAS PLANNED A COUP D' ETAT *

( spits the last of the miwa in the trash can )

@ Archer....U need envision no more....U shall see me do it in both surround sound and tecnhicolor ( credit s on this flick dont apply )

For those that want to see ARCHER, DEVIOUS FEATURING REXONA...AND FUMING BUFF....pleas elog on to

www.rexonaserendipities.com

The miwa was deadly ...auuuuuuu now Archer..after the bath I will kiss U so U can have ataste of my miwa based breath.....

Adjusts sindiria to Archers delights !

The Devious One said...

as I call Aco UMALAYUS BLOGUS MAXIMUS !

acolyte said...

@ devious one
Malaya no but consumate blogger yes!

egm said...

I just fikad home and finally got to watch that video. First time hearing that song, and yes, I agree, it bambas. I am impressed, just like you are, with the simplicity of the video. None of that extra stuff that is just fluff. Just enough to relay the story.

acolyte said...

@ egm
I see the pic has checked in!Cool!Yes the video rocks!Other musicians need to learn from these dudes!

egm said...

Indeed it has. I love me my Tolkien lore.

Anonymous said...

Kenyans abroad make me laugh!You are all screaming about Kenchic and those who are screaming the loudest are the ones who are in the States on expired visas!
If I were you people I would just shut up because you some of you aren't going to be eating kenchic for a long long time!But then again you may be deported.......

The Devious One said...

@ Aco....we have a hater in our midst!

acolyte said...

@ Anonymous
Home or not, legal or illegal I still think people have a right to indulge their nostalgia!
@ devious one
Thank you for pointing it out!

egm said...

Hear ye, hear ye D1 and Aco!

*off to indulge in more Kenchic nostalgia*

Oops! Immigration might overhear my nostalgizin and send me home!

Ah well, who cares? Si that will mean endless supplies of that good stuff?

It's just funny how the assumption we are on expired visas is automatically made.

Back to normal programming...

acolyte said...

@ EGM
I don't think Anon peeps are worth getting worked up about at all!Happy flashbacks!

The Devious One said...

@ EGM ( quoting Ole Kaparo in parliament )
ORDER ORDER !! ( BANGS GAVEL ) ORDER !

what is this poppycock about visas ?? expired U say anonymous ?? mine is not ...(looking at my debit visa card...EXP 10/09 ) tsk tsk

Back to normal programming as Egm suggested...

KENCHIC KENCHIC KENCHIC.....

followed by chomad maize garnished with three day old ndimu and 45 day old dust covered red pili pili !!!

even we visa challenged peeps can dream can't we Anonymous ??

Anonymous said...

@ Devious One + EGM
Seems the US ignorance has seeped into your brain, when I was said expired Visa I wasn't reffering to debit or credit cards.
Anyway let me let you flashback as you wash some old woman's ass at a nursing home!
And you EGM, if all you can do is flashback you might as well take the sword in your pic and slash your throat!

egm said...

@D1 10/09? Aiee, kwani who did you honga with miwa at Visa House to get such good dates? Ah well. I guess I just have to get on the cane bandwagon.

acolyte said...

@ Devious One
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
@ EGM
I was lucky enough to get 08/08 for my debit card expiry date!

egm said...

@aco, agreed. There's not enough kenchic to go around anyways!

Haya, leo I'm taking a breather. Jana I was pretty much watching grass grow, and now that it has, I have to mow it.

Happy Wednesday folks!

acolyte said...

@ EGM
I slept late so I am feeling a bit too tired to post!Lets see what the drafts folder has to offer....

The Devious One said...

Last time I throw a morsel at the troll ACO..promise !

@ Anonymous, when I said my visa had expired, I was being sarcastic ( will give U ten minutes to either fucking google the meaning of the word OR..you can pick up this great book known as the dictionary ..your pick !! )

And whilst U assume our careers are washing peeps, yet another insight into your narrow way of thinking, I suggest you go sharpen your brain before exchanging barbs with us ! The sharpening stone is on your right !!

@ EGM & ACO...I have a feelign the buffoon actually turned around to look for the sharpening stone ! !

Movie Buff said...

Ala.... what did I miss???

People seriously need to read INS laws..... there is no illegality with bein in the states with an expired visa.... as long as u r in status. But oh wait... that might just be me delving into intelligent conversation....

Moving right along........

The Devious One said...

and a good morning to Buff...U havent dandiad the crop duster yet ??? word of advice..since those planes dont land t shukisha U..I suggets U wear bata ama northstar or whichever running shoe of choice U want coz jumpin from a plane with ginyiras is no fun !!

I know..trust me !

@ Egm....when Ure done cutting ur nyasi bring Ur slasher to my place and continue fyekain nyasi..after all its a step up from washing old peeps ama ??

acolyte said...

@ devious one
I'll leave you to tough this one out with Anon, coz I am feeling seriously drowsy leo!
@ Movie Buff
The less said to some peeps, the better!Hope you've dusted the plane and got the parachute ready!

Kenyanchick said...

I can't believe I missed the party!! Tch!
Anyway, I'm at home, eating all the Kenchic I can (sorry, Aco). But I stopped drinking VIMTO a looong time ago as a kid, when I discovered you could rearrange the letters to spell VOMIT. I'm just sayin.

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