Chonga viazi,Crushed Off and a Public Service Announcement

Say what you want to say but according to me that song shikas like a nonsense!And simple as the lyrics are it does what a good song does, it tells a coherent story unlike half of the kapuka that is on offer nowadays.No chicks in skimpy outfits, borrowed cars just the singers and their pals having an great ole time.That's what good videos are made of.Now will we are on that topic, how many of you out there have chongad viazi as a result of not having enough money to cover a bill?
ps:Youtube may be down for maintenance so the video may not show!

Does anyone remember the slang term "crushed off?" I think there are few slang terms that had as many definitions as this one.These were some of the meanings...
1.To beat someone up - "Ebu keep quiet before I crush you off!"
2.To catch strokes or shag - "Chief!After tuning that mama I crushed her off in the digz!"
3.To tackle in a game of rugby -"My guy did you see him after the full back crushed him off when he thought he would make the try?"
4.To eat ravenously - "We were so hungry that we crushed off everything that he had in his kitchen!"
5.To ignore - "I tried to convince my boss but he just looked at me and crushed me off!"
I don't know if any of you ever used this term or used it in all these ways but I heard it used in all these ways.I guess some people adapted it to the circumstance at hand but it sounds so good that I'm going to start using it again ie...There are some bloggers that I wouldnt mind crushing off!

Public Service Announcement!Anyone who has been out here does know that most Americans tend to be tone deaf when it comes to accents so at times one does have to roll some Rs and Ls to be understood. But with some people their natural accent may be very strong and makes pronouncing some of those letters hard.So when the natural accent is morphed with a Southern accent you have a disaster in the making!So Indianapolis becomes Indianna Police, Oklahoma becomes Okrahoma. We understand the shrubbing thingie but please dont make it worse.If it gets to a level where your fellow Kenyans can hardly understand you, go easy on the weng!