One of our old timers has been campaigning in private and in public for my picture.The simple fact is that first of all I don't like taking pictures very much, second of all I do like to remain anonymous.But my dear lad, if you do want a picture of me so much you can find a copy of newspaper for my town from yesterday.I am on the front page with the President of the University.
Sicknote aka Chris Kirkland finally got to play for the England. His dad and friends took out a 100 pound bet when Chris was 14 stating that he would one day play for England before he turned 30. The odds of the bet were 100/1 so now Mr Kirkland and his pals will now collect 10,000 pounds. Chris has been dogged by injury after injury during his soccer career and this has resulted in Liverpool declaring him surplus to requirements despite his talent. I give his dads full marks for having the belief that his son would one day play for England and putting his money where his mouth is!
Still on football.Michael Owen is going to miss the upcoming season according to recent reports. I am sure Newcastle are feeling like a bunch of kubaffs right now.They paid 8 million pounds extra for him and he hasn't delivered the goods. It's like going to a showroom and outbidding everyone for a high performance car only for the car to break down on after a short drive leaving you with an expensive repair bill. This git walked away from Liverpool and has never been the same again. He left Liverpool to win trophies, and the ironic thing is that the silverware began to flow when he left. Talk about an occasion when you should kick yourself in the ass.
Onto stupid trends. One of my fave blogs said that if you find anyone doing this dance you should kick they ass!I agree this is one of the stupidest dances I have ever seen!It is on par with that pirating dance peeps used to do, these kids should do something useful with their time like finishing High School!
I met a blogger the other (who will remain un-named till further notice ) and we started talking about some things that rankle us. After I vented a bit she told me that I can talk smack. It is with that in mind that I think it is about time that everyones' number one purveyor of bile and haterade came back.......The Instigator! I think only the old timers remember him. I'm going to ask him to guest blog very soon.As our Kenyan radio presenters would say...KEEP IT LOCKED!
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