Monday, April 17, 2006

The Creation of The Acolyte

For those of you who don't like reading stories, please scroll down to the last paragraph!
In a universe millions of light years away exist alien races whose intelligence and development is eons ahead of us.They have evolved to a stage where they have developed powers that make them virtual gods.The names of these two races are the Waliotulia and Wenyekuzusha. The ethos that drives these two races has been in opposition for thousands of years and they have often gone to war time and time again!

Their power wielded in these wars has been enough to jump start the sun several times over.The alien race of Hawajiwezi was decimated when the orbit of their planet placed them in the path of their cosmic fallout.After seeing this mindless loss of life the council of elders for both planets met at a neutral site.To end this war they decided that they would place the seed of both of their individual powers with an individual from a neutral race.When that individual came of age and realised the full extent of his abilities, his dual heritage would place him in the perfect position to act as the peacekeeper of both races.Both races sent out their heralds who flying serveral hundred times the speed of light scoured the universe.Their search brought them to the planet earth.Human beings were the perfect race as their primal biological and spiritual state made them the perfect vessels for the hybrid essence.

The Heralds of Waliotulia and Wenyekuzusha approach Earth

It was 28 years ago to this day when they approached the earth and at this same point a child was being born.They imbued this child with their respective essences and returned to their galaxies.The primitive nature of human beings and the fact that both races vowed to interfere as little as possible ensures that it will be upto this human to discover his destiny.Who was this blessed human being?Why of course myself, The Acolyte!Over time my powers have manifested themselves in two different personas; one being more like the tranquil, peaceful easy going Waliotulia and the other being more like the imperialistic, dark
Wenyekuzusha and my everyday human self stuck in the middle!

Dark Acolyte

Benevolent Acolyte
ps:Time to lay off the Cartoon Network!

Anyway enough of me regaling you with my tales of greatness.One more year gone and I must admit that in some ways I am at a totally different place then I was last year.I have made new friends and lost old ones, learned new things and unlearned old things.Do I feel older?Not really because physically I feel great (thanks to lots of gym and walking!) plus it's good to see the plans that I had for my life coming to fruition as one year ago I felt that my life was in a holding pattern.Anyway for you who have been visiting my blog, Thanks a lot!And Happy Acolyte Day!


The Devious One said...

( Tapping the wall ) IM FAO !!!!

The Devious One said...

Acolyte The Great, i would like to know when and where you have your GEEK-GET-TOGETHER SOIREES ???

Movie Buff said...

Happy Day you were born 28 yrs ago.......

Kabinti said...

*dusting off her custom made akala-bata bullet shoes* Happy Happy Bday!!!

Acolyte said...

@ devious one
Congrats!As for geek get togethers, me and my boys are in the closet so dont expect to be called soon!
@ movie buff
@ kabinti
Thanks and pop me a pair of Bata Bullets in the mail!

Couch 'tato said...

and to think i had a heads up am bloody fourth?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hapapy birthday and haki ur story reminds me of STAR WARS so i give u a virtual star wars gift the entire 6episodes...u maybe darth vader incarnate...


Acolyte said...

@ Nick
Thanks!That reminds me that I should get around to watching all those damn movies!

Couch 'tato said...

trust me now i know what all the fuss was all about!

May the force be with you!

acolyte said...

@ Nick
Now you know!

spicebear said...

damn, sounds like someone has a comic book fettish ... i penda the stories, will this become a series?
happy birthday aco!

acolyte said...

@ spicebear
Thanks!That is a tale I whipped up this morning when I was bored this morning!But I used to love reading them, ironic thing is that here in stato I dont buy them at all!

Keguro said...

Hmm, I should have guessed. You're in the age group I *might* have bullied a long time ago in that oh-so distant school.

Young uns!

28 was a good year for me. May it be a great year for you.

acolyte said...

@ Keguro
Thank you for the wishes great teacher!I intend to make this year great!

Shiroh said...

Have a fantabulous Birthday.

Ooh and you are so.....young. I always figure out 28 is a good year. Time to reflect on your past and well where you are going right.

Happy Birthday to you

Nakeel said...

Happy Birthday Aco

Continue being that young wand dreaming to be superman one day.. Lol

Kenyangal said...

I'm one of those that can't read long stories! Oh well Happy Birthday!!

Mutumia said...

28!!! Ah well, child abuse is better than child neglect so come sit on my er... lap Aco and get from me some sweet wisdom.

Keguro said...

*shakes head*

"child abuse is better than child neglect"

*shakes head again*

Msanii_XL said...

Happy belated bornday man...

Stunuh Jay said...

Happy Birthday!

acolyte said...

@ shiroh
Don't hate on my youth baby!
@ nakeel
Thanks!I am alreay superman!
@ Kenyangal
Thanks for the wishes!
@ mutumia
I am on my way oh old and wise one!
@ Keguro
I am sure I am not the first she has attempted to corrupt!
@ msanii
Even tho you're late, thanks!
@ stunuh
Thanks loads!