Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Behold, Hump Day Is Upon Us!!!!!!!!!!

I was reading this article about restaurant cleanliness and it gave me some interesting memories about Kenya. I remember in Kenya we did have health inspectors but how much inspecting they did was debatable. I do know for a fact that they did used to inspect the 5 star joints more often than not plus the 5 star Restaurants to keep themselves in good books internationally used to impose their own standards. But of course when it came to the good old 1 star joints this was another story altogether.
I once recall going for some nyama choma at a joint and some zealous health inspectors came in ready for the inspection. Well what the proprietor of the joint did was to crack a few jokes with the inspectors and since it was around lunch time, had some ribs roasted for the inspectors, sat down with them, chatted and sent them away with some money and meat for their trouble. That was that year's inspection dealt with.
How we used to escape major food poisoning always made me wonder, I guess our stomachs adapted over time.

I found this video online and thought I had to share it esp since over the years I always made jokes about how cosmo never missed an article about how to please your man; I always thought by now they would have run out of methods of doing so.



Anyone who lives in the States is more than aware about how serious child molesting is taken out here. So much so that when a sex offender is let out of prison, they have to register with their local police station wherever they go to live. This information is then made public for the people who live in those areas on sites like this.
That of course is a great tool but there are a few things to consider; children are molested more often than not by people they know, family members, teachers, clergy etc. So there should be a system parents set up to monitor those people too. Second, why should registration end with sex offenders. I think paroled murderers, violent robbers, arsonists, con-men, people with mental illnesses that lead to episodes of violence and drug dealers among others should also be put into a National database for our own safety. Now discuss that issue in 100o words or less in the comments section, thank you.

I know some of you are now drooling waiting for the "You Shoulda Stayed Home" picture segment. Well I must apologize and say that one you have to wait next week for, but you know me; I always have something tasteless to share. Like I always say, this isn't the place to come for high society discussion and that kind of thing. Yes once in a while I do make pretensions to intellect and lofty ideals but on other days, I just want to share what's on the street. Anyway moving on.....




A classic






I think some men out there need to see this one so do share..



Yes I know I'll burn in hell for this one



Funny thing is that I have eaten there before and their burgers weren't half bad....



Now we know....



Funny for all the wrong reasons...



If you don't know the joke then it doesn't make sense but still those boys are going to burn......

Well sadly it's now back to the real world where work and responsibility await. To be a kid again......

7 comments:

The.Hanyee said...

LOL! You will surely shish kebab to a crisp for the "Crippler Crossface" one...

31337 said...

there is nothing like sex tips listed by a severe faced lady in horn rimmed glasses. :-)

then that blasphemy photo has me rolling about laughing very hard!

Shiko-Msa said...

100% anus beef!
think thick tonight!

My oh my what next!

Intelligensia the blasphemy one is a crazy one Lol!

Eclipse said...

Hahaha those brothers are goin to hell.
that cosmo bit is too true..every edition has new tips...which contradict each other in subsequent issues..tssshhhkk

ukweli nyamchom at those dirty joints is the sweetest......

pink m said...

I feel for the reformed sex offenders. Imagine turning your life around, then everywhere you go, you have people looking at you funny? But given the fact that most of these guys commit the crime time and time again, then it makes sense to broadcast their names.

In campus we'd eat at some vibandas (called K.M), where the meat was ever so soft and a lot, and the beans so red, and everything was cheap. I shudder to think where these things must have come from, but when the option is barely edible campus food...

Gay Nairobi Man said...

I have not been here in a while.

That YMCA blasphemy is funeeeee!

I don't know about cosmo. Aco, is there a cosmo for dudes? if not, how did you know about pleasing your man?

mocha! said...

Bunch of saddos!!! Esp. on the last pic!

LMAO on the rest!