I knew I had been infected by American ignorance after this conversation yesterday.I was talking to my younger sister who has been here around 5 years.
Small sis: I was watching this show on the travel channel and it seems Djibouti is a hard place to live.
Aco: That's in Ethiopia isn't it?
In my defense it was a long day.
How most Americans go to get togethers.
1.Get ready, buy 6 pack or bottle of Vodka, get to party house, say wsup to all and distribute what you came with to all, drink as fast as possible and make it home under buddies support
How Aco goes to American get togethers
1.Get ready, get to party house, say wsup to all and distribute rib cracking stories, drink as slowly as possible and make it home with as much take away liqour for being the last man standing
ps:Another Friday at the gym with a hangover.This isnt fun it's punishment
The one advantage of being the token black guy at some of these bashes is that so many white college boys want to hang with you so you can sign their ghetto pass and for those who get really curious about where I am from I sign their safari passes.As long as they don't act the fool and there is free booze, I am available on select dates.My resolution was against spending money on the hooch not drinking it.
Sometimes dealing with women is like making chapatis.Sometimes you have to be gentle,rub and caress their egos and other times you have to beat and roll the lumps out of it so as to have a well rounded chapati to cook.- Acolyte 2006 ©
Mind can't focus long enough to complete more then one cohesive paragraph.Time to go to sleep and regenerate brain cells!