My pet peeves part 1

1.Emotionally needy people - I get tired trying to tell people they are not as ugly,fat or dumb as they think they are. I tell you twice at most!I am not an emotional tampon!
2. People who whine - I have no problem with your expressing your disatisfaction with something. But when you do it ad nauseum and to make things worse you are doing nothing to correct what it is you are complaining about you are asking for a bitch slap.
3.People who take pride in their ignorance - Have you ever asked someone about something that may eventually affect them ie Immigration matters and they go like, "I don't bother with such!" Another good reason for a bitch slap!
4.People who undertake complex undertakings without planning - How the hell do you plan to drive long distance but dont bother to get a puncture fixing kit, AA, jumper cable and the other emergency stuff then you want Aco to help you out?Or put a down payment on a house yet you dont even have a steady job and have no contingency plan for in case you cant make payments.Dumbass Mofos!
5.Dancefloor vultures - My guy sneaking up on a mama on the dancefloor and rubbing your crotch on her sans invitation is not a good way to introduce yourself!
6.Bar vultures - These are those mamas who you start talking to near the bar and then they think that coz you are talking to them you have to buy them a drink.My dear I am just making conversation, besides every sucker buys mamas drinks on the first night.You have to prove yourself worthy before I buy you a drink.Also just because you are the pal of the mama I was talking to does not earn you a drink much as it doesnt earn me a free shot at the goods.Buy your own damn drinks!
7.Tribal imperialists - It is a good thing to be proud of what tribe you came from but that is no excuse to think that you are superior and treat people from other tribes like crap and not associate with them. And we wonder why Kenya isnt doing as well as it could.
8.One dimensional people - I dislike people who can only talk about one or two things and to make things worse can't even do it well. I had a workmate who used to talk about 3 things work, women and football. Do you know how much it sucks hanging with a pal outside the office and them going on about office matters (argh!!!), it got boring about him talking about the mamas he had shagged, was planning to shag or was dreaming of shagging (ie Halle Berry) and then when it came to soccer. Woooiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!This man was an enemy of foootball this guys football knowledge only extended two years back!Ask him about Tony Adams or John Barnes and the dude was lost!This was his idea of why Arsenal would win the league," have you seen Fabregas that kid can play!And Flamini is a haste!"Nothing about tactics, fixtures or the effect of European soccer and upcoming transfers!But he was tolerable once someone had a few beers in them and since he was buying the beers........
9.Gold Diggers and undercover Gold Diggers - If you go after a man because of what he has and not who he is then you are a gold digger, that is all I am going to say!
10.Dudes who dandia you for pints but never buy when their day comes! - These bastards always have an excuse when it is their turn but when you are absent they talk about how the pints flowed!Bastards!
11.People who beat women - Unless a chic is threatening your life or your crown jewels you have no right to take your first to her at all!Words should be enough for you to solve your differences, if not walk away!
12.Chics who stay with dudes who beat them and treat them like crap - If you have the ability to leave an abusive relationship but you stay, you have no sympathy from me.I know someone is going to say it isn't that easy, well I think it is and I dont care!
13.People who lie for the sake of lying - I am sure we all know some people like that. People who lie for no purpose whatsover!It is so irritating!
14.Rapists and child molestors - I believe there is a special place in hell for them.Let me not start ranting on this.
15.Women who kill their children - Mother is the name for God on the lips of all children.If you can kill what you carried in your womb for nine months and went through hours of labour to bring onto this earth then a special evil runs through your brains.
16.People who abuse animals - God placed us one earth as stewards of all creation.So it galls me when some people use the power we were given over creation to make animals suffer ie dog fights, overworking animals, mutilating animals.
17.Chics who wear revealing clothes then are self conscious the whole day - My dear did you not look in the mirror before you left home?
18.People who can't hold their liqour - I hate those kubaffs who go catch pints and then get high start throwing up all over, bouting and all sorts of other drama.If you can't handle your liqour stop drinking!
19.Dead beat dads - Any man can be a daddy but it takes a real man to be a father. If you cant take the heat then dont put any buns in the oven!
20.Chics who have kids with dead beats - You could tell that he was a dead beat and you had a kid with him anyway!Too bad for you!
21.Obese people - I am sorry no actually I am not.Get you lazy ass up!Diet and sukuma weights and treadmill!
22.People who use the name of God to take advantage of people - We see such people on TV every day esp Sundays.Your love gift in exchange for health,wealth and wisdom.There is a special place for you too.
23.Christian fundamentalists - Just because you read your Bible word for word without understanding it or applying it doesn't make your right!It just makes you an intolerant nut!
24.Muslim fundamentalists - Just because you read your Koran word for word without understanding it or applying it doesn't make your right!It just makes you an intolerant nut who blows things and himself up!
25.Nosy people - Why do you want to know who I am, where I am from, where I live, why I live there etc.It isnt any of your damn business...
Part 2 coming soon!