Booty causes beef, beyonce has lost it and an unexpected porn fan

I was told an funny story the other day that illustrated the power of booty (okay alcohol played a role too). Anyhow there was this mama who was rather generous with her assets and many people knew that. So this chic goes clubbing and in the process of clubbing at different intervals men try to get her to go home with them and I think in exchange for the attention and drinks she says yes. As the night wears on, one dude decides that it is about time he left to enjoy his spoils. Two earlier suitors were not seeing how this was going to happen so the went to stop him. In the process of trying to decide who would go home with her, they started shoving each other and one of them landed on someone's table spilling their drinks. The dude who's table it was wasn't amused and got hold of the suitor and threw him across the club. The suitor's pals were not having that and they joined the fray. With all the pushing and punching most of the men in the club became involved without even knowing why they were fighting.Since the bouncers couldn't control the club, they called the police who shut down the club. Most of the people didn't appreciate seeing their $20 going to waste, those who took the most exception were a bunch of girls who decided to whup the girl who was the cause of all the drama.Talk about an interesting night, huh?



I think that Beyonce is beginning to take us fans foregranted, or maybe it's too hot under those weaves and wigs she wears. The cover to this album is atrocious! God damn my eyes are weeping (yes I meant to say that coz they feel more pain than the rest of me!). Compare that picture to Kelis'a album cover.Who seems more classy?Who's cd would your rather buy?Add to this the fact that her last few songs havent been anything to write home about.I just hope this is just one of those hump phrases and it gets better from here.

Okay now this one I have to share.Ya'll remember me going on about the pay per view porn on my cable bill that was watched by my room mate?Well the thing is that the first two movies were watched by a pal of his we were putting up for a while which was clarified by the dates.But there was a third movie that was watched at a date when my room mate's pal had already left.There are these 2 Kenyan mamas who came over this sem and are from my room mate's neck of the woods so he decided to put them up in his room as they find a place to stay. The third movie it turns out was ordered by one of these mamas, and yes my room mate had shown them how ordering for stuff on cable is done and told them not to do it at all because it is charged extra; so the chic couldn't plead ignorance.
So when the bill came and I gave a copy to my room mate he put two and two together.Then the fun began, I wasnt there but he told her, "No wonder you're in the bathroom for over an hour everyday?Self service eh?" he also told her that there are many men available to quench the fire in her loins (I have always wanted to use that phrase!) available. Can't wait for this evening to poke some fun at her!Bwehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!