Jana after evening class i went to the lib to try and summarise a paper anutha prof had given us.This paper is so verbose and philosophical about sumthin practical so it is a pain in the arse.I got to page 3 out of 6 then my brain said "screw this!" so even though I was reading words nuthin was getting into my head.So my mind went on it's own tangent and due to all these 5 of the best tags and where were you posts courtesy of people like nick and milionare my mind started rememebering the sound effects that we used to make as kids.
1.Twaff!!! - The sound of a slap
2.Kuduu!!!!- The sound of something falling down usually a heavy object or person
3.WOO WOO!!! - A dog barking.Kwani Kenyan dogs never heard of the letter F?
4.Chwiiii - The sound of someone farting quietly.
5.Krrrrrr - sound of someone farting loudly also used to summarise a chair being pulled across the floor
6.Chwaaa!!! - The sound of something spectacular being unleashed ie we were with jono and then chwaa!!! he chucked a red from his pocket.
7.Chonyonyonyonyo - the sound a car used to make when it was being started
- Well it has been a few years so I have forgotten most of the damn sounds that and i think if my boss sees me now she thinks I am concentrating on the work she has given me but instead I am making kiddie noises in my head.Yenyewe nimechizi!
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and what is wrong wit losing it temporarily...do u wanna hung out in our looney bin wit milo and msanii...we always get a good treat on the night shift!!!!
as for sounds let me add kidogo on ur list then make u feel comfy ur not the only one out there
-kudiro! danger
-nye nye nye bubu nye nye bubu preferably wit a toungue stickin out
-nyanyako star! star...
-laying goosey eggs!
-matako juu juu kama brake za honda...
i'll let milo add on
How could I forget this classic
ni-no-ni-no-ni-no :- the sound of an ambulance.And to think i am doing this on office time tsk tsk
@nick - Hahahaha - we def have a mathare candidate here!!!
Remember days of peles (liners in bottle tops) and we used to unleash pahh!!! to make them turn over... We later styled up and used Mr Wam-puh-gu for the same effect...
Ama when your undie is stuck between buttchecks and you unleash as you hear siiiap!!
we used to say "kudi" when you found someone in hide-and-seek LOL might be related to kudiro
And chubli when someone dived into water or unleashed during a long call!!
LOLOLOL
-oh yes them peles that had traffic signs and football players...damn and if someone won your coloured-y tears would slowly drip
-chubli then splash: after a constipated long call with backlash!!!
@milo ati we're on a recruitin mission.
@acolyte: that chwii is an example of a careless whisper
akina:
-sing mario sing mario tanareka(dont even ask) leo leo abcd kesho kesho 123...
-ngomongo-pingili-pangala-pingili...
@pricky
LMAO
@nick
That's nursy's decision LOL
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