Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Timelines

Had a green light to skive todays class a 3 hour class lakini due to guilt I have decided that after one hour only I am going back to class.But before I leave here is a little some some.Got to keep the tag going!
10 Years ago..
I was in late primo in saints.Yes I was in a school for mababi who cares!Wearing kinyasas.Remember playing ball with my bata prefect, damn those shoes were close to indestructible!Also I was such a handful that bar one year my mathee was always called to talk to my teachers.Damn bastards thot I would never amount to much well I am doing my second degree and you punks only did teachers training ( nuthin against teachers ) lakini I had to vent on that one.Oh and who can forget manyanga mats!It was like being in a moving heng joint ie Richochet!and the good old win a car contests, do ya'll remember Rare Watts?Damn I'm old

5 Years ago...

Had just cleared uni.Was working a whack jobo for a marketing company in nai where I used to be in the office by 7.30am and after doing all the laps and reports out at 6pm for such a poor salo that I cant even put it down here for the shame.But on the bright side it made me street wise.Was also enjoying the hanyee thoroughly Westi damu kabisa!Crooked Q yay yay.

1 Year ago...

Had just finished a contract working as a web designer and a site reviwer for some dutch christian folk who were running a ministry that was to help langas.It was fun and the cash was good but those people in the long run only helped themselves as they were using the girls to get donations from home and they had the "I am smarter then all black ppl" mentality.Well they eventually ran themselves into the ground due to poor financial planning and let most of the gals go back on the street but since the main jamaa is wanted back home he simply said that he had changed the focus of his ministry.Na mnashanga vile sipendi mambo ya church.I guess my cynicism was at a peak at this time in my life I have softened now.

Yesterday...


Did time in the lib trying to review a very boring paper only did 2 out of 6 pages.Went to visit one of the few Kenyan chics who fed me Ugali masquerading as rice and swatched at midnight in my spartan room.Have not had time to get furniture for my room yet.

ps:some bastards thinks my posts are where they can sell stuff.Try again and I will trace your i.p and beat you like a drum at a luhya isukuti festival,punk!

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Stunuh Jay said...

That drum beating business sounds serious! HAHAHA!

Mocha! said...

LOL.....that is some funny shyte (pole)! esp. the ugali masquerading as rice.....i almost pissed myself...ok, a spot or two!

Milonare said...

Those mathrees - you my friend have given me an idea for a post hahahaha

Glad you took up the challenge and malizad the tag...

I see word verification up in here too - LOL