Monday, December 05, 2005

Weekend

I have a secret to tell you.You know how some men like to read porn in the privacy of their own homes when their families aren't present?Well I have a worse habit.....I read comic books!Yes I have a stash of superman,spiderman,hulk,batman,spawn etc comic books in the back of my closet that I pull out to read once in a while when I am really bored of school,work and life in general.
There is this small card and comic book shop in the town so I decided to pass through it and see what they had.I hardly ever buy new comics coz I find the average price of $2.50 - $3.00 to much.I have better things that I could do with that amount of money.
Another secret about me, like most men I don't shop much but that all changes when I see words like "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE""40-50% OFF" and all other similar phrases.Coz of this I was at a sale at a sports shop and bought 2 pairs of the same boot, lets just say my pals wondered how come in 4 years my shoes never wore out at all.Anyway I go into the store and I see that the owner is having some sort of clearance and he is selling loads of comics at 50 cents each.So I went ahead and got myself comics worth $20 so at least now I can indulge my bad habit a little more.....
On Sunday I was invited by some pals to a house warming bash.As is becoming the case I am more often then not cast in the role of token black guy.But I really dont mind you learn to get to it.I mean here there are still some things that are "segregated" in some ways ie churches,heng joints.Okay I wouldnt say segregated per se I think that people just dont go out of their way to mix that much coz they still work together and will still go to the same public facilities like gas stations,walmart etc.Anyway I guess that's how it is in the deep south.Otherwise the company wasnt so bad and for hard liqour fans there was a lot of good stuff but I am more of a beer man so I drank in moderation.The thing with jungu dudes is that at some points lots of gay jokes and innuendo started flowing, and these dudes seemed straight coz one had his chic there and we were talking about chics and stuff like that.Like one dude who's standing up and the other seated tells his pal that he's going to molest his head and starts making thrusting motions at his head.Then another dude makes a comment about sucking someone else's dick.At some point when these innuendos were flowing I just told them point blank that there was no way I was getting wasted and blacking out in that house that I could wake up with all my hair shaved off.Then one of them adds that I would also wake up with an aching ass too.Btw we this wasnt an all guy bash their were some chics and its not all the dudes who were giving those stories but with such people jihadhari coz alcohol removes people's inhibitions.
ps:Any physics whizzes there who can tell me why I am a victim of static electric shocks at the most inopportune moments ie when I touch certain steel doorknobs and some electronics?I have been reduced to opening some doors with my hand wrapped in my sleeve.This makes me look like I have some Obsessive Compulsive Disorder going on?

10 comments:

Msanii_XL said...

namba..wrests title from nicko fat stubby fingers..let go lardy boy

he he he

acolyte said...

@ msanii
You and Nick need to have some sorta showdown!

Mochalicious said...

ati comics where you are, are $2.50 - $3.00. manzee huku they are like a fiver (£5) and they are the classic ones like dandy and beano. anyway, happy reading!

as for the static....have you patad cure yet?

Mochalicious said...

Found this.....i hope it helps!

Copy and paste:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Static

acolyte said...

@ mocha
damn that's expensive!Well thanks for the link I am looking into it.worst thing is that i get shocked whenever I let my guard down...uugh!

Farmgal said...

I find that I get shocks while wearing some certain shoes. Now I'm always aware of what Ihave on otherwise my day is filled with garlie squeels.

spicebear said...

i still read archie comics to this day ...
i held hands with someone i just met and i swear for the first couple of times there was staic between the two of us. is this what they mean when they say that there is chemistry (it should be physics) between two people? i wonder

mutumia said...

one word Asteriks and TinTin (OK 3 words!)

acolyte said...

@ farmgal
I think you may have a point when it comes to the shoes as I am always in the same shoes when i get shocked.
@ spicebear
That's interesting.Do ya'll get along like a house on fire?
@ Mutumia
Yes those two rocked.I know this is goin to sound weird but I once passed by a site on the new where some dudes were saying Tintin was gay...

Prousette said...

I did not know it is sinful for a grown man to read comic books so maybe I keep the wrong company.