Girlie Posts

I am going to start with the usual statement that comes before someone makes a statement that may insult another party:
I don't intend to cause offense but there are some blogs that I find hard to read and that torture my simple mind to no end; I call them girlie blogs.
No I am not referring to all blogs written by women (so you who know yourself put your tongue back in it's sheathe).I am talking about the blogs written mostly (99%) by girls and that are like reading her journal or getting into her head.
Since my upgrade to Acolyte V2.0 the amount of information I can absorb has risen exponentially but for this to be done my emotional chip had to be downgraded.So when I read entries like this and this; I wonder how one mind can handle so many emotions running through it in one day and not experience a mental breakdown.
As the latest model in the Acolyte series I think that emotions are best dealt with one at a time and as soon as possible.The main Acolyte parameters come first at all times so logic must rule.To make this easy the Acolyte mainframe has this framework for dealing with information and external stimuli.To simplify this we will examine a post that has logic based approach using the Acolyte approach of Who, When, Where, What, Why, With Whom, How, What Next. Not all those categories must be fulfilled.
Who: Kikuyus, Kenyans, other tribes, Kenyan leaders, Shiroh
Where: Kenya, Nairobi, my village
What:Kikuyu ethnocentricism, anti-Kikuyu sentiment, essentialism, tribalism, tribal based systems of patronage
Why: Ethnic pride, tribalism is wrong, how to end tribalism, the importance of national unity, frustration.
Conclusion:Therefore in a nutshell I learn that Shiroh is very proud of being a Kikuyu but can't be held liable for the mistakes of the Kikuyu elite in power.She has noticed how different tribes in power have used their postions to aid their tribesmen.She also advocates different ways tribalism has been institutionalised and how it can be reversed.I love the way the post is easily categorised as it makes it easy for me to do a search in my hard-drive.My number one blog in this category is Bankele's blog!
Now onto a girlie post.This was hard as there were two leading candidates.Let's look at this one.
Who:Miss K, Omar, other men in her life
Where:In the future, past, her heart.....
What:Do I need a man in my life to define me, have I been defined by men, do relationships with a gal's dad define how she interacts with men, how I was before I had a boyfriend, how I interact with men after my first boyfriend, why is there always a man in my life, I am on the shelf, should I be on the shelf, I want a dildo (system warning:Acolyte XP is closing other unneccesary applications to handle requirements of this application)
Conclusion: We learn that Miss K is......Warning this application has unexpectedly quit.System will restore itself in 120 secs and purge the current workload
Card of the day: 6 of pentacles.