Well onto part 2!
I once had this fly mama pal who was saved.She used to regal me with storos of how "brothers" would come up to her and tell them how God had shown them that she was the One.She got so used to it that she used to tell them that when God gives her the same messages she'd get back to them!Plus I think it was just lust that sent them there as there is no way God would send 5 dudes to the same chic (unless polyandry is part of christianity now!).
Then there are these kubaffs both male and female who believe in the business of laying out fleeces.Like a dude who put out this fleece that the first "sister" who came in wearing a red dress.When the first chic who came in wearing a red dress looked more like one of the Easter Island Statues as opposed to the vision of beauty he had in mind; the brother rebuked the works of the devil and went back to prayer!
Then there are these weird churches where the Pastor proclaims himself as match maker!I mean that's just plain pathetic and un-biblical!But anyway faith has often become a substitute for logic!
Then there was this Pastor who had the audacity to tell a chic that I knew that she was committing a sin by being single.How now?Well according to him that by being single, this gal was leaving a man single and as a result this single man was going to have to resort to sinful practices to slake his lust!A load of B.S if you ask me!
I once went for a church camp and I remember the lady who was talking to us telling us that it is God's will for us to be married.I put up my hand and with the patent Aco grin on my face asked her, "Can it not be God's will for some of us to be single and for our God filled lifestyle to be a testimony on how we can rely on God and not someone else to live a spirit filled life; much like Paul himself did?"It was fun watching the self righteous grin she had slide off her face as she grit her teeth and agreed with me.
Also let's look at it this way, for every christian to be maried people have to accept salvation in equal numbers across genders.This isnt Noah's ark so someone's going to lose out and it is going to be the ladies!On your marks, get set, start praying!People need to learn that there is more to life, having a big white wedding and whelping out a couple of brats!
ps:People say you will want to get maried when you meet that "special" person.That's another big bag of horse piss if you ask me.Once a lone ranger, always a lone ranger!
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